Rap

I think it's easy to rap. The other day I was searching for 'My Band" on Chiun Kiat's phone. I came across 'My Dick' by Mickey Avalon.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

Funny huh? I think even I could come up with something like that.

Replace

Jason Mraz came to KL recently. Not that I cared or anything.

If only this man came...

Ozzy Osbourne

He would be raising some hell yo!
But raising hell isn't allowed in this country. Aiyo...

Now how about...

Snoop Dogg

He be from the ghetto yo! Unfortunately I think Ma-lay-sial too low class for him.

Now last chance...

Avenged Sevenfold

Sure can show Malaysians how to rock properly. Cannot come though, too demonic. They were in Singapore and Indonesia recently though. Wasted my chance.

So how? I won't be going for any concerts here. Hopefully that won't be the case overseas.

Fy

Yesterday I finally applied for uni. Now I feel a certain degree of fulfillment and self-satisfaction.

I swear Cliffs Of Dover is one of the coolest songs to learn.

Dumdededumdededumdededum Cliffs Of Dover........

There

You know just the other day I was just flipping through channels, hoping something good was on at the time. Well E! was showing True Hollywood Story(THS): Britney Spears, which kinda caught my attention.

I liked Britney. She was really hot and talented at her prime. Then she had to go all fat, bald and whatnot. It was a pretty sad show to watch, like how she destroyed her career and fighting for her kid's custody. At least she's doing well again now. Yeah did I mention it was painful to watch? Every minute they would be showing like clips of Britney walking around town with the paparazzi swarming.

Paparazzi swarming = Cameras flashing

Seriously. The flashes were so bright, you watch that show also can go blind you know. Haha, that's probably why i didn't finish watching.

So suddenly I had a childhood flashback. Not exactly childhood, around the time of the Toyota Vios. Remember that car had a commercial with Britney on with an extremely catchy song? No? Well thanks to Youtube...



Yeah now you do remember. I like the song lots, it's called Anticipation.

I probably should get packing for my class trip.

Barack, Paper, Scissors!

New year already. Still I'm not in much of a blogging mood. Though I kinda want to share this with you.

I think this is really funny. Seriously.



It'll kill 15 minutes of your holidays.

Lazy

I'm too lazy to update. Really. My internet died for a week and I'm hooked onto Persona 4 with my exams in about 2 weeks.

Here's something I found really funny in the dying month of December.

Mr.Lawrence "..... so firms face problems...."
Yu Szen "Face problems? Like Ming Yi la."

Lol.

Quickie

I don't usually do quickies but today is an exception. Study la, exam next year only.

However, I have recently discovered something beautiful by accident.



I love the anime. I love the song. So whats not to like about that video.

That guy is godlike. I so want the tabs. Well the real tabs, not the lame one the guy sent me.

So in the past few weeks:

• I have bought Red Alert 3.
• Taken 5 U Mobile starter packs.
• Got addicted to Calcutta (Kakuta/Taxi Taxi Taxi) by Dr. Bombay.
• Realised Dr. Bombay isn't Indian, he's Swedish.
• Been racist to people.
• Drove to college, for the first time.
• Aced a mock exam.

Yeah so that's all I can remember.

Did I mention.... SHAKER FRIES IS BACK!!!!!