Don Army

Rap

2009-04-26T18:33:00.002+08:00

I think it's easy to rap. The other day I was searching for 'My Band" on Chiun Kiat's phone. I came across 'My Dick' by Mickey Avalon.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

Funny huh? I think even I could come up with something like that.

Replace

2009-03-19T23:39:00.005+08:00

Jason Mraz came to KL recently. Not that I cared or anything.

If only this man came...

Ozzy Osbourne

He would be raising some hell yo!
But raising hell isn't allowed in this country. Aiyo...

Now how about...

Snoop Dogg

He be from the ghetto yo! Unfortunately I think Ma-lay-sial too low class for him.

Now last chance...

Avenged Sevenfold

Sure can show Malaysians how to rock properly. Cannot come though, too demonic. They were in Singapore and Indonesia recently though. Wasted my chance.

So how? I won't be going for any concerts here. Hopefully that won't be the case overseas.

Fy

2009-03-02T08:26:00.002+08:00

Yesterday I finally applied for uni. Now I feel a certain degree of fulfillment and self-satisfaction.

I swear Cliffs Of Dover is one of the coolest songs to learn.

Dumdededumdededumdededum Cliffs Of Dover........

There

2009-02-01T20:21:00.002+08:00

You know just the other day I was just flipping through channels, hoping something good was on at the time. Well E! was showing True Hollywood Story(THS): Britney Spears, which kinda caught my attention.

I liked Britney. She was really hot and talented at her prime. Then she had to go all fat, bald and whatnot. It was a pretty sad show to watch, like how she destroyed her career and fighting for her kid's custody. At least she's doing well again now. Yeah did I mention it was painful to watch? Every minute they would be showing like clips of Britney walking around town with the paparazzi swarming.

Paparazzi swarming = Cameras flashing

Seriously. The flashes were so bright, you watch that show also can go blind you know. Haha, that's probably why i didn't finish watching.

So suddenly I had a childhood flashback. Not exactly childhood, around the time of the Toyota Vios. Remember that car had a commercial with Britney on with an extremely catchy song? No? Well thanks to Youtube...

Yeah now you do remember. I like the song lots, it's called Anticipation.

I probably should get packing for my class trip.

Barack, Paper, Scissors!

2009-01-29T20:53:00.002+08:00

New year already. Still I'm not in much of a blogging mood. Though I kinda want to share this with you.

I think this is really funny. Seriously.

It'll kill 15 minutes of your holidays.

Lazy

2008-12-26T20:51:00.002+08:00

I'm too lazy to update. Really. My internet died for a week and I'm hooked onto Persona 4 with my exams in about 2 weeks.

Here's something I found really funny in the dying month of December.

Mr.Lawrence "..... so firms face problems...."
Yu Szen "Face problems? Like Ming Yi la."

Lol.

Quickie

2008-11-18T22:27:00.002+08:00

I don't usually do quickies but today is an exception. Study la, exam next year only.

However, I have recently discovered something beautiful by accident.

I love the anime. I love the song. So whats not to like about that video.

That guy is godlike. I so want the tabs. Well the real tabs, not the lame one the guy sent me.

So in the past few weeks:

I have bought Red Alert 3.
Taken 5 U Mobile starter packs.
Got addicted to Calcutta (Kakuta/Taxi Taxi Taxi) by Dr. Bombay.
Realised Dr. Bombay isn't Indian, he's Swedish.
Been racist to people.
Drove to college, for the first time.
Aced a mock exam.

Yeah so that's all I can remember.

Did I mention.... SHAKER FRIES IS BACK!!!!!

Overdue

2008-11-02T23:25:00.003+08:00

At the rate I'm going, this is gonna be like 1 post a month.

So now we're in November. The long-awaited new James Bond movie is about to be released in a few days. Well, I can't wait for it really. I love James Bond. When I was younger I wanted to be James Bond (and also the red Power Ranger). Why wouldn't anyone want to be James Bond? He gets awesome cars, gadgets and always gets a hot girl. Not to mention looking great during missions.

Unfortunately I have decided to spoil the movie for myself. I was in the game store the other day to pick up Pro Evo 2009, when James Bond: Quantum Of Solace caught my eye. I just couldn't resist. I love those James Bond games, it's like you're Rambo. But of course James Bond is cooler than Rambo.

Don't worry I'm not gonna spoil the movie for you, but the game instead. First things first, it's a third-person shooter. This game includes subduing enemies, which is another term for Stealth Kills, famous in Tenchu. Another key component about this game is the wide cross-hair, which also means that it's harder to shoot at enemies. There's no auto-lock or infra-red scope to assist either. So you have to use your right analog stick to move the cross hair which is a pain when you're under very heavy-fire. His shots aren't very accurate either.

However, you shouldn't be shooting at an enemy from inches away. You're better off shooting from a distance. Well because Bond isn't very efficient in shooting you're bound to get shot, and you will get shot lots of times. So how does the game even that out? Simple, giving Bond health regeneration powers. All you have to do is stay out of fire for a bit, and your health bar goes up to maximum. It's like he does photosynthesis.

Well I'm gonna wrap up reviewing that game, it's good for a fan of the James Bond series. But don't expect it to be as good as Resident Evil and such.

On a completely different note. I was at Rock Corner, about to spend RM20 on A7X's (Avenged Sevenfold) DVD documentary, All Excess. Well before i picked it out of the shelf I decided to take a look around and then I saw it. Avenged Sevenfold Live in Long Beach. It's finally hit Malaysia shores. To my surprise, it was also RM20. Definitely a steal.

I've watched it twice, the whole thing. It's just that good, much better than Ozzy live at the Budokan. Well I had to treat myself to this, since I missed A7X live in Jakarta and Singapore. It sucks because Malaysia won't allow A7X to come. It's not like we even know if Malaysia rejected A7X. But come on, if Avril Lavigne coming was a big issue, A7X coming would be a crime.

Just recently I've been obssessed with Synyster Gates of A7X. I never thought he was this good. I rate him as the top guitarist in the modern age of music. Malmsteen, EVH, Slash, Wylde, all had their time. So now it's all about Syn Gates.

Because of him, I've sat down and spent some time working on the sweep picking technique. After watching his videos, I've got the main concept behing it. Sweep picking is often the main stumbling block when I want to learn a cool guitar solo. Well now it isn't much of a problem, needs more work though but I'm getting there.

You know, I want a new guitar. I want a whammy bar. Something a Les Paul doesn't have mind you. So if I could, I would want this.

Synsyster Custom Schecter. Just check out those sweet fretboard inlays. Going for about 1400 USD.

Or...

Zacky V's Schecter. Very groovy. Going for about 1000USD i think.

Prices aren't that bad either. I doubt it's sold here so I would have to order. Well I can keep dreaming, parents won't budge on this for sure.

Bizzle

2008-10-05T21:23:00.002+08:00

We're in October now. Yes we are through the dreaded September 2008. You know, puasa month.

Hari Raya on Wednesday was a pleasant surprise. I expected it to be as boring as the previous years but it was much better this time round.

So my grandma thinks I have kids. She's really old and pretty much in her own world now. So she was on her bed when I went to say hi. Which somehow led to this conversation.

Granny "Ada anak tak?"
Mahadi "Tak ada."
Granny "Umur berapa?"
Mahadi "Bukan, saya tak ada anak."
Granny "Umur berapa?"

*At this point I started to panic.*

Mahadi "Err... 6 bulan."
Granny "Oh 6 bulan. Nama apa?"
Mahadi *whispers* "Oh shiiit."
Granny "Nama apa?"
Mahadi "Err... namanya Mahadi"
Granny "Oh bagus... hahaha"

Well whatever makes her happy. Oh and in case you're wondering, NO I will not name my son after myself."

Mahadi Bin Mahadi.

That ain't right.

Ronaldo Bin Mahadi

Much better.

As I Am

2008-09-19T21:32:00.002+08:00

It's been a pretty long time since I touched this blog. I've been pretty occupied on the internet lately. I automatically go to Youtube and watch episodes of Joey. You know, the Friends spin-off series. They've got nearly every episode in pretty decent quality and I've finished 2 seasons of it. There are only 2 seasons by the way, so that's why I'm now here blogging.

So I've been fasting. Fasting isn't that bad, I can last a whole 8 hour day of college without much fuss. My board shorts don't really fit me now, so I've lost a bit of weight. I'm not like those Malays who have a huge meal for breakfast and a mega meal for dinner. That's why they gain so much weight, they eat more than they need to.

You know I actually do miss some college food, like the nasi goreng kampung ayam in the HP towers food court. Oh and I heard the nasi goreng ayam in Spinky isn't too bad either, so I do want to try that. Only about 10 more days to go.

Oh you know what I can't stand during puasa, the following three questions:

1. Puasa can drink water ahh?
Come on... This isn't like your usual 30 hour famine. about 14 hours without water isn't that bad.

2. Puasa can swallow saliva or not?
Now Mingyi and Liwen have asked me this, I'm not very surprised because they're retards. But even Mdm.Lin asked me this which was pretty much a suprise to me. Oh and of course you can swallow your saliva. Do you see me spitting all over?

3.Mahadi! Wanna go for lunch?
This is very pissing off. I've been asked the same question by Liwen every darn college day. I do want to have lunch, but I can't. So don't rub it in.

Oh just recently I joined a college football team. It's been really fun playing football again, took me a while to get started but I'm really enjoying myself now. We play once or twice a week at the SKBD field.

Well we did play today. But something happened that I will never forget. Long ball by James, I anticipated the defender to make a mess of it and he did. So I ran past him and chased down the ball, only to see the opposing goalkeeper rushing out. Well I tried to get a touch and get him to bring me down for a penalty. But he was fast and dived forward to claim the ball. The thing is I was stretching of it, and his mouth clattered against my shin. My shin was busted open and in my horror I saw him lying on the field looking lifeless. I thought I killed him. His mouth was all bleeding but to my relief he soon got up. Good thing he was sporting enough and understood it's part and parcel of the game, I know some people who would chase after me with a knife if something like that happened.

I scored against him moments after that, so you could say thats adding insult to injury.

At the moment, playing football with these guys is what I look forward to every week. Everyone is just so friendly, I really don't feel like a stranger playing with them.

Well, thats it for now. Adios.

P.S: Check out this month's Seventeen mag. Adrian Tan's profile is in it.

Aces High

2008-09-01T12:47:00.002+08:00

Just the other day I was watching MTV, then this show called Score came on. I saw like guitars and amplifiers in the background so I thought it might be pretty cool. Then I saw Ryan Cabrera come out as host and explaining what this show was all about.

They pit two guitarists against each other who have to put together a song in one day to win. The prize being a weekend away at a resort with a really hot chick. So i suppose these guitarists are bachelors. Oh and the song they create must include all 4 words that the girl chooses to make it more interesting, and perform it live in front of an audience.

So the episode I watched had these two guitarists, one being obviously cooler than the other. Both from different genres, Punk Rock (Chris) and Bryan Adams-ish (Justin). Yes he called himself the new Bryan Adams, oh that guy was the cooler one. So they each took turns working with the rest of Ryan's band and then working the lyrics out with Ryan himself.

It was very obvious from the studio footage that Justin was doing so much better than Chris. He had so much better ideas and had a better voice to begin with. Ryan was really impressed with Justin while writing the lyrics, and not so with Chris. Of course la, Punk Rock is very lame.

So when they went live, Chris went up first with his song "Scrabble" which didn't sound very good. Very noisy. Justin went up soon after Chris and played his piece "Closer To You", that one was so friggin cool. Check it Out.

Winner was very obvious there. Justin la. Duh.

On another note, I was given a Grade 6 piece by my guitar teacher just for kicks. It's called Mud Pie from the Texas Blues genre. It sounds so good. But as most songs that sound good. It's really hard.

So soon after that I just checked out the Grade 8 songs for fun. I found this one called 667 which sounds awesome.

Oh he looks like Yow Hwui.

Just recently Malaysian weather has been very pissing off. When it's hot, it's hot like Jessica Alba. When it rains, it's as heavy as Sean Kingston.

Rule and Control

2008-08-17T20:18:00.003+08:00

My last post was a review on Ozzy Osbourne Live at the Budokan. I enjoyed it so much that I blew 40 bucks in Rock Corner for Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II world tour 1992 in Japan.

The thing is I had really high hopes for this one because Ozzy's recorded performance was so good, but it didn't live up to expectations. It wasn't bad, it wasn't something you stare into space after watching and say WOW. The thing was that I didn't know half the songs in this DVD, and those weren't songs that stick in your mind after hearing it once.

On the other hand I didn't know a few of Ozzy's songs but I got addicted to a few after watching, and I realised how good No More Tears is. I thought that song sucked.

One thing I noticed about Guns N' Roses was that they don't introduce their hit songs to the crowd. They start playing something else, presumably something they created just for that gig. They play it for a minute or two, and when the crowd wonders what they're playing they suddenly jump right into action. I thought that was a pretty good idea.

Music aside, I think I've pretty much set my sights on where I'm going after college. It's not flying school that's for sure. I didn't get the offer, which bummed me out big time. The thing was that I was so confident of getting the offer that I didn't bother applying to universities in the UK when I had the chance to. So my parents sort of decided that I head over to Australia next year. So maybe the University of Melbourne.

Yeah well not getting the offer was like disaster for me. Until recently I found out that those in my group who passed got frozen out. The price of fuel rose so therefore MAS is trying to cut costs, so those guys got affected. I kinda feel sorry for them. So either way it wouldn't have worked out, I would still have to finish A-levels.

Anyways I don't plan on working for MAS anymore. It's more like me not wanting to try and join them after being rejected by them once. Pride? Maybe. So maybe I'll try Singapore Airlines, but I think they only accept degree holders as pilots. Oh yeah, and they don't seem to be affected by the increase in fuel price. They're still trying to expand.

So yeah, that's that for an update. Now you know where Mahadi Don is headed to after A-levels.

All Aboard!

2008-08-11T20:46:00.003+08:00

Now my holidays have just begun, well it started last Friday at 11.00 a.m actually. But the thing is, I went home and took a nap. Hours later I had a fever. Which seriously sucked, it carried over all the way till today.

Now a normal fever wouldn't last too long. But I just had to go make it worse. How? Walking into Rock Corner with 50 bucks and taking this out of the DVD rack.

So if you don't want to tilt your head both ways,

Ozzy Osbourne - Live At Budokan

It's a recorded live performance of Ozzy at the Budokan, Japan. That's what the picture says. Here's the thing, I've never been to a live concert. Reason being, no half-decent band that interests me comes to Malaysia. Except One Republic, but I didn't go to the MTV Asia Awards.
Therefore I have resorted to buying live recordings of my favourite bands.

Everything about this DVD was perfect. All 14 songs played were nailed down perfectly. Basically there was nothing below-par, a classic Ozzy performance. This coming from a man who at the time was in his mid-50s and nearly 4 decades in the music industry. Age doesn't catch on this crazy man.

Throughout the years, Ozzy has played with many people. With his band members coming and going, and of course one dying unfortunately. But no matter what, he's always had a top quality band playing. This band no different, but this band did look the meanest.

On drums there was Mike Bordin, former drummer of Faith No More. He was awesome the whole gig. I'm not a drummer but I don't think Ozzy songs are easy to play and it looked to be very tiring but this man here was excellent.

On bass, Ozzy had Robert Trujillo who currently plays for Metallica. They say the bassist is the least noticed in a band, but you can't miss this huge beast of a man. His giant stomping is a regular in his performances. During Suicide Solution, he lifted his guitar parallel to the floor with one hand and spun in circles. Really awesome bassist.

On guitar, the amazing Zakk Wylde. He was stunning the whole gig, he's got so much feel in his playing with mega vibratos all over the place. He can change the whole mood of a song with one of his signature vibratos. His long guitar solo after Suicide Solution included him playing with the guitar behind his neck, and also playing with his teeth. He would also have done the USA proud by playing Star Spangled Banner.

Ozzy, as crazy as always. He really did look like he came out of a lunatic asylum. Slouched forward, big eyes, shaking and that big smile. Even The Joker would bow down to him. He really got the crowd going with his antics, he even showed off a bit of his undies to the west stand.

The crowd response was really great too, it was all thanks to Ozzy. I don't know what I would've done if I was there when Ozzy shouted AAALLLLLLL ABOOOOOAAAARRRDD!!! to start off Crazy Train.

Crazy Train is one of Ozzy's most famous songs. It's a song he plays in every gig and I'm gonna show you how much it has evolved from when Randy Rhoads started it.

Then it was Jake E.Lee's turn to take over the reigns.

And finally Zakk Wylde.

Gee, Ozzy did lose weight huh.

Now after watching this DVD. My fever got much worse thanks to the head banging and all but it sure was worth it. So much so I'm gonna watch it again.

I love Ozzy Osbourne.

Helicopter

2008-07-23T21:30:00.002+08:00

Alright, so next Tuesday our Malaysian Football team will play a friendly against Chelsea from England. No I won't be going. I was pretty interested at first, but after thinking about it I don't think there's much difference if I watch it at home.

Well I did see Chelsea twice in 2003 during the Premier League Asia Cup. Thats a bi-annual tournament that the Premier League hosts in a random Asian country. At that time it was the mighty Newcastle United, relegation survivors Birmingham City and Roman Abramovich's Chelsea. Along with the Malaysian national team or course.

Now that Chelsea was still under construction with about half of the new signings they made that summer. They didn't have to likes of Crespo, Mutu, Makelele and Joe Cole who came in after the tournament. But they did have Damien Duff in that squad, who's a very exciting player.

Chelsea definitely thought playing Malaysia would be a walk in the park so they sent out a very weak team. Frank Lampard and John Terry were the only note-worthy ones there, and they were both only decent at that time. Their plan backfired as Malaysia were running circles around them but Chelsea took the lead against the run of play thanks to a bad linesman decision. Lampard the goal scorer.

The best part came a few minutes after. Malaysia corner. A deep in-swinging corner was sent in. John Terry slips and Hairuddin Omar jumps high and heads in the equaliser. I won't forget his name. He really raised the roof with that one. The whole stadium jumped to their feet, it really felt amazing.

Well with 10 minutes to go in the second half. Hasselbaink, Duff and the stars were sent on and then Malaysia were goners. Hasselbaink with two and Duff with one (i think).

Now I'm sorry Chelsea fans but I highly doubt some of the first teamers will feature, especially those who played in Euro 2008. Trust me, you'll see a few reserve team players there. Arsenal and Man Utd are on tours as well and no one who played in the summer's tournament have featured for them. Oh did I forget to mention Drogba isn't coming. Now Drogba is one player I was looking forward to see since he's such an awesome player.

Don't go being idiots and predicting a double digit score, Malaysia isn't a very good footballing country but they'll give it their best. Haha, don't discount possible injuries. Glen Johnson hobbled off the last time Chelsea came.

Oh this little bit might disappoint some fans. I had my souvenir programme and a black marker pen hoping to get some autographs. I did get one from Stan Lazaridis of Birmingham. But I could have gotten another from Frank Lampard. Me and this other guy were beside the players tunnel and he walked by. We called out his name, he gave us a look and then... He walked away! Cheap bastard.

Well you should go enjoy the day anyway. Don't expect such free-flowing, fast and audacious football as you would normally see from the red of Arsenal. Haha. I mean come on, it's just Chelsea.

Tag

2008-07-17T18:44:00.003+08:00

I was tagged by Florence Wong Lib Yin.

a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, do it with minimal words of explanation.
b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

Sounds simple enough.

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:

That was very lame.

2. A place you'll like to travel to:

New York. Looks good on the tele.

3. Your favourite place:

It's so worth it. I went there when I was really little.

4. Your favourite food:
I had this once. Eating this made me feel so tough.

5. Your favourite pet:
Lion cubs. I saw this on Animal Planet. They're cute before they mature.

6. Your favourite colour combination:
A little bit of everything.

7. Your favourite piece of clothing:
Silky boxers. For air circulation and comfort.

8. Your all-time favourite song:
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

9. Your favourite TV show:

Friends wei! They are comedy gods. If only they went on after 10 seasons.

10. First name of your significant other/crush:

My Epiphone Les Paul Custom, Roxy. Through good times and bad times.

11. The town in which you live in:

Kuala Lumpur. Noisy, hot, crowded. Yet very entertaining.

12. Your screen/nickname:

Don. You know, Mahadi Don

13. Your first job:

Model. Remember Milo? That was about 2 years ago.

14. Your dream job:

Guitarist for a kickass band.

15. A bad habit you have:

No really, I just can't lose.

16. Your worst fear:

I'm scared of ghosts ok. This movie caused many sleepless nights.

17. The one thing you'd like to do before you die:

Vanessa Anne Hudgens. I wouldn't mind dating her.

18. The first thing you'll buy if you get $1,000,000:

Get that book. Read it. Embrace it. Watch my money grow.

I choose to only tag, Adrian Tan Lee Jun. Now him doing this would be funny.

Aftermath

2008-07-13T16:10:00.002+08:00

My first ever gig turned out to be a horror show. I made a couple of big mistakes here and there but according to most they weren't noticeable. Why so? Because my guitar was drowned out. Even more so my solos weren't heard by many, only those close to the stage. The only good stuff people heard were the bits of Ozzy Osbourne solos I played while warming up.

Now it all started by missing our soundcheck. It's not like we left late or anything, we took a wrong turn and got lost. Oh yes, in a traffic jam. Not funny.

Being my first gig and all, I had nerves all over. I guess I was pretty good at hiding it until minutes before we were up.

Now I don't want to elaborate about what happened on stage because it's something I really want to forget.

When the prizes were given out, I was pretty darn disappointed to not even get third. I'm a pretty sore loser you see, getting third would have been something but the point is I lost.

So yeah I was pretty miserable until I got praised by the bassist of one of the gust bands, Army Of Three. He said that I could shred, well he also mentioned that I stone on stage a lot.

Still when I got home I was pretty pissed at myself. So I sat down in front of my computer. Shut off MSN, opened up Guitar Pro and learned the whole of She Builds Quick Machines, by Velvet Revolver.

That did get rid of some of the disappointment.

Till next time kiddies.

Go Slow

2008-06-19T01:33:00.003+08:00

I just had to blog about this. Celcom has come to HELP in order to promote XPax. So in order to attract people, what do they do? They set up 2 booths. A PlayStation3 booth and a Nintendo Wii booth. Guitar Hero for the PS3 and Wii sports for the Wii.

Unfortunately for Celcom, this doesn't help boost sales. It just attracts people to play video games, with me being one of them as well. Guitarists such as I would find Guitar Hero to be a lame substitute for the actual thing. But yeah I tried it out for a few rounds and I have to admit, it's really really addictive. So addictive that I've been thinking about running down to the game store and buying it.

This brings us to one of the main reasons i decided to blog. I was on Facebook earlier and guess what I've found.

I have to say. It isn't as bad as you think it is. Instead of having the guitar controller. You improvise with your keyboard. How does this work? You flip your keyboard upside down and hold it like a guitar. The back space button being the strummer and the number 1 to 6 being the strings. Pretty cool if you ask me.

On to something else. The holidays have been pretty dull. So I've evolved into a couch potato and sit in front of the tele for countless hours a day. One show I've got really addicted to is FRIENDS.

You see so watching 2 episodes a day isn't gonna save my holidays. So I decided to try my luck on Youtube, and it was like an answer to my prayer when there were fully uploaded videos of the first 5 seasons. It was going well for a few days until Warner Brothers decided to take action and removed all of it from the net. Thanks to them, I'm back to square one again.

I know. Copyright claims are a pain.

Brand New Days

2008-06-08T21:04:00.002+08:00

So the holidays have come and the exams are over. With all thats been said I don't like this round of holidays, theres just nothing much to do. I can't stand sitting at home the whole day stoning. Beh tahan leh.

There is of course Euro 2008 which I look forward to every night now. I'm gonna watch at least one match a day. But yeah, it's international games so it's pretty boring most of the time. I thought of being a Switzerland fan this summer but then after watching them lose to the Czech Republic, I'm having second thoughts. I had a feeling that they were a pretty interesting team, having a few quality players and of course being the host nation. Yeah, and 45 minutes into the tournament their ace and captain hailat liao. Seriously watching Alexander Frei walk off the pitch in tears was not a pretty sight. Goes to show that life does kick you down and piss on you.

So you see if I was still in school, I wouldn't be able to watch the Euros. The games are around midnight and I have to wake up at 6 every morning. Same case for the World Cup, but I did watch lots of the group stages since the matches were must earlier. Our much adored principal of Wesley Methodist School once said.

Mrs Matthews "I think you students should not watch the World Cup this year, you can watch it some other time."

Come to think of it, school does restart tomorrow doesn't it. Poor fools.

Dumpster

2008-05-10T20:21:00.002+08:00

About 3 years ago I was supposed to leave WMS after form 3 to head over to Australia and further my education there. I got accepted and I was so ready to go. Well it was going well until my dad decided to pull the plug at the last minute telling me that I need SPM if I want to work here. It made sense since I could never imagine myself working somewhere other than Malaysia.

A year later and my parents were thinking about sending me overseas after Form 5, Australia it was once again. For some reason that never materialised. So here I am in HELP University College.

Some of you guys might know what I've been up to the past month. I submitted an application for the Malaysia Airlines study loan scheme for pilot training. Sure it's only a study loan but I'm 100% guaranteed a job at Malaysia Airlines.

So they've got this really long procedure you've got to go through. First up is the Psychomotor test, followed by written assessment, interview and medical.

I've already got past the first hurdle. It's actually some computer program that tests your motor skills, awareness and reaction speed. I'm not gonna elaborate about it with further detail. But if you want, Click Here! So here's the thing, this test isn't a pushover and years of video games won't help you one bit. I seriously underestimated it and really I felt like breaking the computer during the test. It was really hard. I actually left the testing room with a splitting headache. But everything turned out great since I passed, so very relieving. Furthermore I heard that this year's batch didn't do so well and the percentage of passes was low. Cheers!

Which brings us back to the main topic. If I get through the whole process, I'll have to attend flying school away from home. Where you may ask? The answer is Kota Bharu, Kelantan. Well most likely it will be there unless it's overcrowded then I might get a chance to go to Australia for training. But the point is, I don't think I will enjoy myself in Kota Bharu. Definitely not as much as those in other countries, but I guess I can't have everything.

I'm pretty sure quite a number of you may be thinking. Why Malaysia Airlines? The answer is that my father was someone there and I've always wanted to do the same. He wasn't a pilot, he couldn't because he didn't have perfect eyesight.

Also I might not have a chance to finish my A-levels course. So sometimes I wonder if studying hard for the exams is actually worth it, but I don't want to disappoint my parents.

My parents have always been fanatical over my education. If I slacked and they found out, I would get a sounding. When I was in Form 1, each time i failed my exams. They would go to the school to have a chat with the principal. I just couldn't be bothered.

There was also my Sejarah teacher, Mdm. Parvathy. This lady was teaching my class for about 3 months and then she got pregnant, so she took leave. She made us do notes on each darn chapter for the subject in an exercise book, since she was gone I never bothered. So when she got back a good 6 months later she called to check the exercise books. Mine was obviously never done and of all people to check, she picked me first. She didn't even check the whole class', only a few.

When I got home my mom told me that she gave a phone call to my parents regarding my notes. Which led to my parents getting even more ticked off at me. My mom said she would go to the school the next day for a visit and I had to complete all my work that night. Yep, I wrote out notes for the entire subject in one night. I couldn't even sleep in peace, fearing the worst for the next day.

The next day I handed in my notes to the teacher. Instead of approving or something, I got scolded for not putting the date. Yeah then the office boy came and brought my down to the office for even more scolding.

In Form 2 I had the same teacher for Sejarah, I was already fearing the worst. Well she got pregnant once again and left her job. Hooray!

Well the point is, my parents really want the best for me so they push me as far as possible. I'm also the only child which heaps more pressure on me. I don't have and prodigious younger siblings whom my parents can consider a second chance if i screw up.

So here comes the conclusion. I so have to do well in this forthcoming A-levels exam. If not for me, for Mom and Dad.

Recap

2008-04-18T19:40:00.004+08:00

It's been too long.

In between this post and the last, I have:

1)Been entered into a newspaper competition.

(The Star - Thumbnails. I'm the one with blue nikes. Behold my gigantic muscles.)

2)Created a phantom candidate for the Student Council elections.

EU BOON PANG
(You've Been Punk'd)

3) Aced 2 out of 2 mocks

Econs 32/40 Maths 72/75

4) Learned both Guitar Solos from Welcome To The Jungle

5) Collected a nasty yearbook.

6) Watched the whole Slam Dunk anime

7) Bought and played Football Manager 2008

8) Got PRANKED by Football Manager 2008

Total it all up = Excellent

Where Do We Go Now

2008-03-23T19:36:00.003+08:00

Here's an update. So SPM results didn't turn out so bad after all. My parents are happy with what i got. I'm satisfied. So everythings alright. I had 10As. No Bs. But 2Cs.

5C for BM + 5C for Agama Islam = The Best Malay You'll Ever Meet

It's either I'm that bad or I loved my former class so much I wanted the name to be on the cert.

College has been alright. I've got my econs mock test tomorrow but I'm not that worried. I'm pretty interested in starting a college band. All I need now is a drummer so if one so happens to be reading this blog. Please post on the chatbox or something.

I'm not hoping for much but I do hope I perform in at least one college function before my course ends. I made that a promise to myself.

Something like that.

At 12 today. It's Chelsea vs. Arsenal. Sure the Gunners have screwed up their last 4 league games. But i assure you. We're gonna be the ones who break Chelsea's awesome home record. Just wait and see.

Realise

2008-03-11T19:44:00.003+08:00

So today my mom saw me stoning at home.

Mom "Why don't you go out for dinner today?"
Me "No lah. No mood."
Mom "Why no mood?"
Me "Tomorrow la."
Mom "Why are you nervous, you should know what you're getting got after doing the exam."
Me "I think I might only get 7As"
Mom "Oh..."

I swear right. When I saw how disappointed my mom looked, it struck me. I've been a bum for a huge portion of my 17 years of life. I've never done anything to make my parents feel extremely proud of.

I'm not a straight A student. I'm not an excellent sports personality. Never held and positions of high distinction. Nothing.

I didn't do enough to score well in SPM. I kept procrastinating.

SPM isn't even in 6 months la, SPM isn't in 3 months la, SPM next month only la, SPM next week la, SPM tomorrow la.

I pretty much ghosted through everything. On that Monday morning, I woke up and ghosted to the exam hall. Then I realised, I'm not dreaming. This is real.

Now that I'm in A-levels. I don't want to see my mom disappointed in me like that. No more messing around. I have to make this one count.

This blog post will be my inspiration. Whenever I feel lazy, the events of 11th March 2008 will be my wake up call.

Come what may tomorrow.

Still

2008-03-08T19:27:00.004+08:00

It's been quite a while since i blogged. Was really occupied with Family Guy Season 4, gaming and college work.

Everything has been awesome so far. On Wednesday morning I woke up early to watch AC Milan vs. Arsenal. The Arsenal kiddos against the Milan grandpas. Of course well know I rooted for Arsenal. Actually it was only the second Champions League game I watched all season, I just didn't want to wake up early for the matches. Then again how often do you watch your team play the European gods of Milan.

Most of you probably know the result already but just in case.

AC Milan 0-2 Arsenal

Just what the Gunners deserved. An awesome 110% collective effort from everyone. With of course the help of our little Maestro.

This pictures' worth more than a 1000 words.

Yesterday I was at Bukit Kiara Equestrian for a round of tennis with college mates. Haven't played properly in ages so I was really really off. Then we played a little bit of squash. First time playing and it's so much harder than what you see on TV.

So come March the 12th my generation will be getting our SPM results. I am so screwed. I'm do not have a good feeling about this at all. I know i screwed Biology upside down and who knows what's gonna happen to my Sejarah. Geez lets not talk about it.

Jumbo

2008-02-07T13:25:00.000+08:00

Watched Sweeney Todd. It's a pretty cool movie but I thought the ending was utterly idiotic. Lame it was.

Oh, some of you might not know but the KL World 5s were on last week. The tournament involving 10 teams including our beloved Malaysia lasted for 6 days. I attended the last 3 days of it along with a couple of college mates.

Stadium Negara isn't exactly the best of stadiums. The roof was leaking and whatnot. Sometimes the players of other teams had to sit with the crowd due to a lack of space. The Australian team sat down pretty near us so a couple of my friends went for some autographs. My friend, Imran wearing a "I Scored Last Night" shirt engaged in conversation with an Aussie, Giovenali .

Gio "You scored last night? I'm impressed."
Imran "I did. How about you?"
Gio "Me? Nahh, I haven't scored in a while."
Imran "Haha, I'm sure you'll score tonight."
Gio "I sure hope so."

Final score: Brazil 7-0 Aussie

Watching Brazil play is always a privilege. Everything about their game is fantastic. However an exception being their names.

Mahadi "Oi check it out. That guy's name. Chico"
Everyone "Yooooo!!! Chico!!!"
Pat "Ehh see that guy. The number 4. Ari."
Manesh " Ari Arimugam!!!"

The players had to walk past the crowd on their way to the court. So fans would stick their hands out to offer the players a Hi-5. The bitchy players however walked by as if the crowd were invisible. Example: Brazilian futsal God, Falcao.

As the Dutch team walked by, Rafik touched the goalie who's head could touch the goal bar.

Rafik "Omg wei!!! He touched me. Now I have absorbed his power. Tomorrow I will be tall."
Pat "Yeah and the goalie wakes up short tomorrow."

Overall it was really fun. Except for the overly priced food and drinks. I went home hungry each day.

Food? Now is a good time for some.

Till next time.

Paper Wings

2008-01-25T20:20:00.000+08:00

You know how some people look back on their old blog posts and remember all those sweet and sour memories which they bothered to type out here. I sure am one of those, actually I'm pretty sure everyone else does too.

So I present to you.

Mahadi's list of very funny/awkward/embarassing/wtf moments in his first 3 weeks of college.

Take #1 - Dual cubicles.

Mahadi goes to the toilet for a little relief and he enters a cubicle which will be now known as cubicle A. Li-Wen enters toilet.

Li-Wen "Yoo my bumi friend."
Mahadi "Yo yo yo"
Li-Wen "Pee-ing without shutting the door huh!"
Mahadi "What?"

*Mahadi hears a loud bang, flushes and leaves cubicle A.

Li-Wen "Wait a minute? Oh shit! If you were in that one, who's in this one."

*Tall man walks out from cubicle B which Li-Wen kicked open.

Li-Wen "Dude I'm so sorry man. I thought my friend was in there. I'm really sorry. Please don't kill me."

Take #2 - Pat's Collection

Rufus "Well people who collect stuff are normally willing to pay higher prices for their interests."
Mahadi "Yo Pat! You collect anything?"
Pat "I collect...... Brains!"
Sharlene "Oh your collection must be empty."

Take #3 - Mahadi / Mahdi

This installment involves the Malaysian Studies teacher Encik Mohd. Al Mahdi. We call him Mr.Al.

LAN was boring so Mahadi was sort of dozing off.

Mr.Al "...So I'm very open. You can call me Mr.Al, Mr. Mohd or Mr.Mahdi.

*Mahadi only heard the tail end of his sentence and thought he was being called out.

Mahadi "Oh Yes???"

*Awkward silence follows.

Yee Theng "Thats his name la."
Mahadi "Shit."

Take #4 - Flying Chicken

Lunch in KFC.

Jing Hang "Ehh. I want one of your chicken la."
Eugene "Noob go buy yourself la. Give you for what."

*Moments later.

Eugene "Oi noob, you......"

*Half-chewed chicken meat strips fly out of Eugene's mouth onto Jing Hang.

Jing Hang "WAAAAHHHH YYUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!"
Mahadi "Why you complain la. You wanted his chicken right."
Eugene "Oh.. Yeah. You wanted my chicken right! Noob"

Take #5 - Complementary

Mr.Lawrence "So complementary goods are goods that are used in conjunction with one another. Examples?"
Random voices "Pen & paper. PSP and battery. Bread & butter."
Rufus "Chicks & Dicks."
Mr. Lawrence "WHAT!?!?"
Rufus "Nothing! Nothing!"
Mr. Lawrence "I'm keeping my eye on you... Whats your name?"
Rufus "My name? It's Li-Wen!"
Li-Wen "NO NO! SIR! HIS NAME IS RUFUS! RUFUS!"
Mr. Lawrence "Whatever it is. The both of you watch out."
Li-Wen "WTF la Rufus!"
Rufus "Sorry Li-Wen. I had to."

Take #6 - Sweet Dreams

Mahadi "Pat! What made you drop bio and take econs?"
Pat "Because bio was really boring wei."
Mahadi "Hasn't it always been boring."
Pat "This time it's worse! I fell asleep in the class. To make things worse, I had a nightmare that this place was on fire."
Mahadi "That bad huh."
Pat "It was horrible. I was scared."

Theres actually a few more cases. But I'm gonna leave that till next time.

You know if you count to 604800 slowly. You kill off a whole week.

Now Is Forever

2008-01-22T22:39:00.000+08:00

Now since when has Thaipusam become a national holiday. Thank goodness it has because it spares me the dreaded 11 hour day in college i face on Wednesdays.

So now that our classes are pretty much confirmed as the 2 week floating period has come to a close, we have a group of people whom we'll be with for the next 1 and 1/2 years. Theres a bit of WMS' class of 2007 culture in my class. What is that you may ask? Well...

We Still Bully The Effing Crap Out Of MingYi

He's in my class.

Mahadi "Oi MingYi. You don't know how to shave arr. Look at your moustache la, you got patches of hair and some of it grows upwards."

MingYi "So what? It makes me look cute."

The other day we pissed the physics lectuerer off because the class was really noisy. One of the girls who normally sits right in front shouted telling everyone to shut up. She probably had the right to tell us to keep our voices down but we didn't like the way she told us to. If it was a little more polite then there wouldn't be any problem.

Pat "You know what we should do? For the next class right, we run to the room and take all the front seats. She'll be so offended wei.

In the end we didn't la. Pulled out last minute.

Oh theres also the Mahadi vs. ChiiFen war in class. We trade comments at each other till kingdom come. Pat of course is always in the middle of it and claims he's a neutral party. But of course he's slightly on my side.

ChiiFen "You're so fickle like a girl la."
Mahadi "You're so handsome and macho like a muscle man."

It's her birthday on Thursday by the way.

Well theres never any sense of boredom in my class.

If you were to ask me if I miss anything about WMS. I would say no.

Or ask me if I miss my ex-school mates who went elsewhere. Not really.

Life is good.

The Prayer

2008-01-18T22:53:00.000+08:00

2 weeks of college. So far it's pretty great. This whole week I've been seeing new faces in the classroom every darn day. But of course some people decided to leave like Debbie and Fardina. Well those two have been replaced by Jing Hang, Pat and Ming Yi.

Li-Wen, Rufus and I have been going for breakfast around campus on almost every day in which classes begin at 10. We plan to try every thing there is to eat before the course ends. Oh, the Nasi Goreng USA in Sahabi Cafe owns, recommended by Eugene.

Now I'm gonna rant. You know those shirts with Mr.Perfect / Ms.Naughty and that little round creature on it, I have something against them. It isn't so bad when girls wear them, but when guys wear that it sort of gets on my nerves. Honestly if you think you look cute and adorable in them, I'll come over to your house and slap you.

Actually i had lots more to rant about on the way home from the gym. But I forgot.

Oh yes, while on the treadmill today. They were playing rap music, I thought it was a turn off. Suddenly, I heard a rough voice from a song.

"ALLLL AAAAAABBBBOOOOAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!"

Yes they were playing Crazy Train. I was so darn happy since it would take my mind off the tiredness from running. But no, they skipped that song. I was angry.

Yes, now I'm tired.

Insane

2008-01-13T13:24:00.000+08:00

Whats up fools. Okay here I am suffering from a severe case of nothing-to-do-ness. Also known as boredom.

So if you're bored and own a copy or pirated copy of Pro Evolution Soccer 2008, heres what you can try.

Enter training mode with the team of your choice, in my case was my Master League Newcastle United squad.
Now do normal training against the other half of your entire squad.
Remove ALL players involved except your goalie, centre back of choice and corner kick taker of choice.
Now knock the ball out for a corner.
If its on the left and your kicker is right-footed. Try scoring from the corner by curling the ball in off the far post. Kick from the opposite side if your kicker is left-footed.
If its on the right and your kicker is right-footed. Aim for your centre back with a long ball and have the defender smash a volley before the ball bounces twice for better results.
For even greater difficulty. Have the ball hit the near post and bounce out of the penalty box into the path of your onrushing defender to smash it home.

And there you go. A way to kill time. Very sohai but do give it a go. Scoring open goals doesn't get harder than this.

Over Your Shoulder

2008-01-12T19:47:00.000+08:00

Driving lesson today. Oh and guess what, I drove home all by myself with no problems. Really am proud of myself. It's so much better than the last time out when the car died in front of TMC and on the Telawi main road. I know, such brilliant spots to die out right.

Once I get my P license. I am so getting "The Sound Of Revenge" by Chamillionaire from Rock Corner or something, pop it into the car, wind down all windows and blast "Ridin' Dirty" at full blast.

I also got my allowance today. Was dead bored at home so decided to grab a copy of Arsenal Magazine Monthly. However I had cibai luck and it wasn't available anywhere. Scavenged through the whole of Bangsar Village and later the mamak shops behind TMC. Yeah I was that desperate. I even walked under those crow infested trees. You know, those crows that have no second thoughts about pooping on your head. I nearly got hit, but i dodged.

I said "Heyyyy.... foul ball" on the way home. That line brings back memories of 5C where we keep shouting that in class.

Yeah, whatever.

Spiral

2008-01-11T23:19:00.001+08:00

Today was an awfully long day. Hours went buy like a snail on the fast lane.

Had college this morning. Just 2 hours of Econs and that was it. Rufus had to bring a giant pig soft toy in the class. It was for his sweetheart. Well of course it was a WTF moment for the class, but what the hell. The pig's name was Conan by the way.

So we had a little doodling session during out 5 minute break. Chii Fen pointed out that drawing of a black mage on my notebook, courtesy of Rufus. Someone else drew this tiki mask thing while i wasn't looking, i think it was Li-Wen. The Hui Juin grabbed my book and drew a fat devil. Being me, although i knew how bad my drawing skills were I still gave it a go. I drew a guy taking off his pants, but it turned out like a cannon.

You know how I normally don't go home after college and I find any means of staying on a bit longer. So today I decided to hit the DSA with Theav and Li-Wen for foosball. Saw Arthur Tan and a few seniors from WMS. Then Theav started acting like a sohai and took the janitor's keys and gave the janitor a lecture on how to keep keys and that it could've been stolen.

Started foosing and later Marcus and Rufus joined us. Then I headed home.

So Heres My Bright Idea.

You know what would be awesome in class one day. Someone farts real loudly. Yeah real loudly in Maths class. Really let one rip and no one admits to it. I so wanna see how Mdm.Lin would react to that since she's pretty dead in the classroom.

Touche machas.

Doubled

2008-01-10T22:10:00.000+08:00

Today was great until 9.17 p.m.

Now I'm really emo.

Love Today

2008-01-07T20:24:00.000+08:00

Today was the first day of lessons in college. Well since it was the first day nothing much went on and it was pretty much relaxed throughout. Met 3 out of the 4 lecturers I'm gonna have. Made a few new friends and revived contact with the long lost ones.

But really it was so relaxed that I was late for first period by 30 minutes because I missed the bus and was contemplating on whether to go sign up for LAN or not, and in the end the lecturer was just talking to a few students outside the room. Physics sounds hard, and I think I've already forgotten whatever I learned over the past two years.

Econs seems pretty cool. Mr.Lawrence is a cool lecturer wei. Yeah and the subject itself is pretty interesting.

Maths was pretty bitchy. The lecturer is so darn strict. She made everyone write down their forecast grades for add maths and fired those whom got like Cs and stuff. So much for a first impression ehh. Also, some stuff i learned in Form 4 seems to be just a plain lie. According to her that is. She tried proving that the square root of 4 cannot be equaled to -2 and I still don't get it. Blah.

My new classmates seem alright. Some are quite friendly and well, one or two piss me off.

Oh right. I saw Francis there today. He's a lecturer in HELP by the way. So I told one of my classmates who was a former student of Francis like me for SPM Accounts that he was teaching next door. I sort of forgot her name. She was excited and made me go with her to say hi.

Well she opened the door and waved at Francis.

Francis "Err... What? Oh this is a former student of mine. Hey, I'm having a class now. Please go away."

Yeah it was hell funny when it happened. Anyways after class he popped by to say hi to us.

I think I'm gonna really really enjoy this A-levels course.

Aside from college. Mika songs are catchy. So are Chamillionaire's.

Grind Time - Chamillionaire
Grown & Sexy - Chamillionaire

Love Today - Mika
Lollipop - Mika

These I like.

New Acquaintances

2008-01-05T21:26:00.000+08:00

Took me a long time but finally I've got my timetable for college. Yeah I was so friggin pissed off and annoyed since my internet has become a bitchy bitchy whore.

Yeah anyways my timetable sucks balls. I don't get any breaks at all because classes are one after another. Which results in fewer opportunities for KFC. I love fried chicken dammit.

I've always wanted to see my grouping list. You know, find out who's gonna be with you for the entire course. Unless of course someone decides to pull out of certain subjects. Well I can tell you that I'm rather satisfied with what i got.

Yeah theres Rufus, Li Wen and Sharlene from WMS. And of course a few others who I know. So this should be alright. Though I'm so ready to punch Rufus if he were to ask lame questions.

All in all. I wish we had a break in between for KFC.

Pastures New

2008-01-02T01:11:00.000+08:00

Hello all. We're in 2008 now. The second day of the year. So how did everyone celebrate their countdown. The Curve right. I'm so damn sure about it.

Instead of following everyone else. I decided to stay here at Telawi and enjoy their countdown party. Wait a minute, party? There wasn't anything going on. Whatever was in the newspapers did not come true. Thus, my turf has disappointed me for the first time. Telawi has never been that deserted the whole year.

So fine, no party but at least countdown with whoever present. However, I swear there was a totally different countdown from each bar. You hear a cheer on your left, and a few seconds later a cheer from your right.

Nevermind, catch some fireworks. There were fireworks. But they were not high in the sky like i expected. Buildings were blocking them. So I left Telawi with absolutely nothing to cheer about. All in all, that summed up 2007 perfectly. A bummed year.

I woke up the next morning, with another tongue infection. Great. It hurts so bad I feel like punching something. Now this had better be a smokescreen, I hope 2008 turns out very well.

At least the day ended well. Arsenal 2-0 West Ham.

Something to cheer about.

The Sound Of Violence

2007-12-26T19:03:00.000+08:00

College next week.

Hello everyone. We're almost to the end of 2007. So has it been a great year to each and everyone of you? I would give it a 6/10 rating. Yeah it was ok. But something gives me the feeling 2008 will kick ass.

You know i realized that when i sweat a lot and were to sort of brush my hair. Some of it sticks to me forehead and it looks like a sweat band. I like my long hair. Unfortunately my mom wants me to cut it. Yeah that sucks.

I'm on Family Guy re-runs now. I know it's pretty sad that I enjoy watching it all over again. But it isn't that bad. After watching Season 3 a second time I can now understand some of the jokes they threw at me.

Christmas eve at Jason's was pretty fun. Saw Mark Tang after such a long time. He's got this English accent now and his hair is until his shoulders.

Yeah. I've gone brain dead.

Upside Down

2007-12-20T03:03:00.000+08:00

Good morning everyone, it's a Thursday morning when the sun isn't even up yet. 3.04 a.m to be exact. My whole body clock is screwed up, I slept from 4-11 earlier and I couldn't continue sleeping since then. Yay I'm nocturnal. Maybe i'll go join up with some owls or something like that.

So yesterday I had my maintenance course for driving. The last step to qualify for an L liscence. It wasn't so bad, I saw Jerome early in the morning and he was going for the undang lecture. Oh met Roshan in my course and 2 people from my primary school. I remember Jade but I don't remember the other guy. Well it was nice meeting them anyway.

Oh right, my driving very good you know. I owned that manual Kancil from front bumper to back bumper. Oh my engine died on me once. But that was the only blip in what I'm sure was a sexy 10 rounds of that JPJ circuit, slope and all.

Hari Raya Haji tomorrow. I couldn't care any less. I don't like my Malay side of the family very much. Theres nothing great about them. So I always go to my granny's place and stone. Ok fine, eat and then stone. And if i somehow get annoyed with my lame cousins. I'll break their fragile heads with a stick.

Shit I'm hungry. Now whats there to eat at 3 in the morning. Not much huh, so I'd better try and get some shut eye.

Captain Willy

2007-12-17T17:14:00.000+08:00

At 0000 hours this morning. It was the beginning of a fantastic day. Arsenal were playing hosts to Chelsea and a Chelsea fan was playing host to me. Yup I was over a Rachel's place watching the big London derby.

Who would doubt Arsenal in such an important game especially at The Emirates? Fine we didn't give Chelsea a first class trouncing. It was only a 1-0 win to the Gunners. But the one who got the only goal was William Gallas, our Captain Willy. Presented with an early Christmas present thanks to a Petr Cech blunder, he did the business.

Now, leaving a club like Arsenal isn't a very smart thing to do because you know Arsenal are superior to everyone else. Just ask Patrick Vieira how he felt after being killed by a little Cesc Fabregas at Highbury early last year. So the next victim wass Ashley Cole, who had every one of his trademark bursts forward sweeped up by Bacary Sagna. But of course, if he looked across the pitch to Arsenal's left, he would see Gael Clichy whom was his former understudy put in a world class performance which inevitably won him the Man Of The Match Award.

Oh stop moaning Chelsea fans. You were well and truly beaten today. Be honest, you could've conceded a few more right?

Now for some of Wenger's famous words.

Wenger "Our team's defense was outstanding. They kept a clean sheet, and they scored a goal!"

As I said earlier today was going to be a great day. It just got better when I passed my Highway Code Test. A 46/50 with very minimal studying.

Not only that. I learnt the solo for I Wanna Rock & Roll All Night by Kiss. God I love that song. Someone get me a Kiss shirt for Christmas or something.

Yeah something like that would be fine!

Wild

2007-12-15T21:24:00.000+08:00

Okay I've finished Family Guy season 3 and season 4 just can't seem to download. Which makes me very very angry.

There were two Family Guy episodes which involved Kiss. The LEGENDARY rock band.

I found this friggin hilarious.

Come to think of it. I really love Kiss. I want to buy a Kiss album.

Right so I went for the HELP College Open Day today. It was pretty interesting. But it's somehow scary that the lecturers keep telling us that many students get full marks for their exams. Perfect scores. You don't see that very often in secondary school and now so many people are doing so in college? This I gotta see.

Oh lots of WMS people are going there. I won't feel so lonely after all.

So I'm taking:

Maths
Chemistry
Economics
Physics

So after HELP I went out for lunch with Peak Sheng, Weng Fai, Li-Anne and Tania. Then they crashed over at my place to kill time while I was forced into playing stupid FIFA 08.

Ooh. Persona 3 is just so addictive. And I'm in such a hurry to finish it. Just a little bit more. 20 game days left.

Hard Knocks

2007-12-13T18:28:00.000+08:00

While slacking about, Devils Daughter by Ozzy Osbourne started playing on my media player. I've never really listened to it properly so I decided to give it a shot. It's pretty good, but I really started laughing when I could hear a baby crying from the track. Get it? Devils Daughter? Baby?

So prom last night was good. Except for that friggin jam. I ended up about an hour late. I swear if it wasn't raining. I would've just walked. It was a slight drizzle la, but since I want to look good I didn't walk. If it was a walk to the gym then I wouldn't mind.

Oh yesterday JunIan asked me about how many hours I've spent playing Persona 3. So I thought maybe 30 or 40 since I don't normally keep track. But when I checked it today. 74 hours and 45 minutes. Yet the game isn't over. I think I could get another 15 hours out of this.

Holidays are awesome.

Flush Out

2007-12-12T14:15:00.000+08:00

So prom is tonight. Lets see how it goes.

I'm gonna head off to the gym now. I'd better stick to my schedule.

Rapture

2007-12-10T19:47:00.000+08:00

Ever heard about iio? They're a dance music band from New York. Not that popular though but I have heard part of their track, Rapture on an Armin Van Buuren remix. Oh and they play Rapture in the gym too.

Yesterday I had my undang-undang seminar for driving. It's 5 hours long and everyone who's gone through it has been telling me that it's boring. I didn't find it that bad, at least my lecturer was pretty dynamic. Oh I met Brian Chin and Pik Wen there as well so it wasn't so dull. I got my Highway Code Test on Thursday which is the day after prom. It's probably in the morning, so maybe I'll leave prom earlier. Didn't plan on lasting the whole night anyway.

My gym session today was friggin awesome. I've got my entire routine planned out already and I really felt good after that. Had some help by some of the trainers today since it was my first time using the cables and it turned out great.

Steam room session today wasn't that nice though. There was this really big guy in there with me. He was lying on the seats and was talking to himself. Pretty freaky if you asked me. I really love that steam room.

After that I went to Pelita to have my favourite Roti Tisu. I'll probably get diabetes if I eat it more than once a week. But it's just so sweet and tempting. It's better than chocolate anyday.

I'm nearly halfway through Family Guy season 3 and season 4 is still downloading. Yeah on 1% completion. I'm so screwed.

Tragic

2007-12-06T19:09:00.000+08:00

Alright, today I went over to the gym. It's part of my daily schedule and I'm dead committed to getting the most out of this trial period.

After a good workout, it was pretty productive today. I went over to the steam room for well deserved relaxation. I was the only one there and I started reflecting on 2007 which is going to end in a few weeks. The good and the bad, you know the usual. You could say it was emo time.

So after being satisfied with my reflections. I wanted to go for a long hot shower. Yeah and something great had to happen. When I pushed the door opened, it got friggin jammed to the ground. In other words, stuck.

I tried closing it but it wouldn't budge. Then looked left, looked right and bolted off to one of the showers since no one saw. Steam was filling the air and I started panicking. So I quickly turned on the showers to pretend I wasn't the culprit. I heard a few loud noises and the steam started to disappear, the only problem is I ran into a cold shower booth. And from a 70 degree steam room to a chilly cold shower, well you could say it was punishment.

Note to self: When inside steam room, pull door. Not push.

Heck even if they had a sign in there it would be too steamy to be seen.

Nocturnal

2007-12-06T00:27:00.000+08:00

Gather around kiddies. Today I'm gonna tell you a story. Hey, this story has moral values okay!

Once upon a time. There lived a handsome prince, Prince Kaka. All the girls in the land were crazy over him but they were of very low standards in terms of beauty. So he was single.

One day, a Bomoh asked him.

Bomoh "Dei, Macha! Wanna be the most good-looking guy on the planet?"
Kaka "I already am shit head!"

So with all his cockiness he went clubbing that night. Unfortunately for him there were no hot chicks there so he got a few shisha canisters and went home.

While doing shisha. His hand brushed the canister and a genie popped out.

Genie "Yoyoyoyo, now that you've freed me I shall grant you 3 wishes."
Kaka "Oh sweet, but what else can I ask for. My life is almost complete"
Genie "Shut up and wish woman! I've got places to go and people to see."
Kaka "But you're a genie. You're always in that canister."
Genie "Nah, thats just for a show. Anyway, your first wish is?"
Kaka "I'm thirsty. Gimme a Coke!"
Genie "SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE!"

A packet of Cocaine appears in Kaka's hand.

Kaka "Hey! Pea-brain! I asked for Coke as in the drink, I told you I was thirsty didn't I"
Genie "Oops, but that could come in handy someday huh. Wish number two?"
Kaka "I'm a prince so I suppose I need a trust steed. Give me a horse that gallops like the wind"
Genie "Sure thing. BADABING BADABOOM!"

An OSIM I-Gallop appears in between them.

Kaka "What the hell is this thing! It's not even a horse!"
Genie "Oops. Yeah well shit happens. Now lets get this third wish over with."
Kaka "I want a hot chick. One that satisfies my standards and is forever loyal."
Genie "I'm sure it'll work out this time. Show me the perfect chick!"

The most horrifying thing appears and runs up to Kaka.

Girl "Hi I'm Ugly Betty. I'm yours forever and ever."

Kaka begins to beat the crap out of the Genie.

Kaka "You imbecile. Can't you do anything right!"
Genie "Chill bro. At least I got the loyal part right."
Kaka "For once I wish you screwed up!"
Genie "Anyways I'm done here. Time to get back to my realm of hot fantasy chicks."

Genie disappears.

Kaka "Now what am I supposed to do with you?"
Betty "Nothing. I'll give you all the loving you'll ever need."
Kaka "Greaaaat."

So Kaka lived a very miserable life because he's got an ugly girl after him and can't get rid of her. He had to find a solution somehow.

Kaka "Maybe that Bomoh could turn Betty pretty.

So Kaka set off for the Bomoh's hut. Which wasn't very far away. In fact it was a 10 minute walk.

Kaka "Yo nigga. Can you make someone beautiful for me?"
Bomoh "Who might that someone be?"
Kaka "This ugly girl that I can't get off my back. If she was hot then I wouldn't mind."
Bomoh "No problem. But you need to sell your soul to me."
Kaka "You mean something like be your slave for eternity? No way"
Bomoh "No lah macha. I just want sex with you once every 2 weeks."
Kaka "But you're a friggin guy!"
Bomoh "Is that a problem?"
Kaka "Fine. You win. Just make sure she's hot by the time I get back."
Bomoh "Consider it done. But make sure you keep your end of the bargain, OR ELSE!"
Kaka "Yeah whatever."

So Kaka went home and saw Betty transformed into the sweetest looking thing on the face of the Earth. The two eventually got married and Kaka's life was complete.

Two weeks later. Kaka did not keep his promise with the Bomoh. So while Kaka was busy dressing up.

Bomoh "I see you've failed me."
Kaka "Get out of here loser."
Bomoh "Dei! I'll give you a second chance la."
Kaka "No way. You should go look for a dog if you want sex."
Bomoh "You'll eat those words."

The Bomoh pulled Kaka's zipper up so that his penis would get caught in it.

Kaka "YEEOWCH!!!"
Bomoh "I now declare you...... MANDUL!"
Kaka "Noooooooooo"

THE END

So you see kiddies. When you grow up, or better yet even now. Don't do shisha. It is very bad for you. Eventually you'll end up Mandul-ed.

Now this story here. Is most definitely better than Enchanted. Oh yes it is. Now don't go telling me that my story has no happy ending. You were feeling happy at the end of the story right? So zip up.

Now I just need to find more means of killing time.

Interplanetery Party

2007-12-04T20:41:00.000+08:00

SPM is over. The sense of freedom and gaming without guilt starts to kick in.

As I've wanted to do for some months. I've joined a gym, Celebrity Fitness. I'm going there quite often nowadays, nothing to do at home right. Yeah and I need to toughen up a bit. It is pretty intimidating when you see huge body builders lifting dumbbells 3/4 my weight with one hang.

After a good workout. I head off to the steam room. Don't get the wrong idea, it's a sort of like a sauna. It's pretty cool in there too. Once you open the door the cold air outside condenses the steam and forms hot water droplets which drop on you.

When I get home it's gaming time. I got a few games from the store last week. I even asked the shopkeeper to recommend something and he told me to get Persona 3. The cover outside doesn't look appealing at all but I've gotten addicted.

Tomorrow I head off to HELP to submit my application and the next week I've got my Highway Code Test.

I am very busy. But do give my a call the next time you're around Bangsar. I'll gladly make time for you.

Take on the world

2007-11-17T14:40:00.001+08:00

We're 5 papers through with the SPM. Funny enough I don't feel any pressure. It's like I woke up on Monday morning, ghosted to the exam hall and asked myself. "Shit am I dreaming? Is this for real?"

I do hope i sneak an A for Sejarah. Even an A2 would make me jump for joy.

I've got Agama up next. I'm sort of studying for it but I seriously hope paying too much attention on this subject doesn't affect the triple header that is to follow. Add Maths - Physics - Chemistry.

I don't take moral.

I bought Pro Evo 2008. I gave in to the temptation. It's a little rough around the edges. But I still find it fun.

After SPM. I want to perfect Starry Night by Joe Satriani. This is a must.

It's got this sentimental feeling about it.

Wildfire

2007-11-09T18:03:00.000+08:00

Sejarah Fun Fact:

In Tamadun Hwang Ho. The penalty for cheating in an exam is DEATH. Examiners are locked up for a few days before the exam day to prevent questions being leaked out. Exam candidates are locked in a room for 3 days with food for them to answer their questions without cheating.

Shit.

Deadlock

2007-10-28T17:18:00.000+08:00

I am studying, but not very hard.

Turns out Friday wasn't the last day of school but next Friday is. But something seems a little odd because too many people kept having stuff like 'school is over' as their personal messages on MSN. Makes me feel relieved that I didn't actually miss the last day of school. I wanna spend one more day with the class. Or whats left of it.

On Thursday me and Rafik were talking about stuff that went on during the accounts seminar. Stuff like that guy who walked like a total poyo but when he ran he looked like a bride running from her wedding. Really he was that funny.

"Ehh Rafik. Remember that girl? Damn hot la she"
"Not hot la. Face so red. Like buttocks only."

Of course I'm not gonna let you know who we were talking about. But I won't forget what he said la. Classic bapok!

I'm scared of SPM.

Reflection

2007-10-26T21:30:00.000+08:00

Oh shit. Why did I just miss the last day of school?

Empty

2007-10-26T11:52:00.000+08:00

Things have been pretty dead around here. Everyones going to school and I simply refuse to follow suit. Even after school hours everyones in the study mood. SPM is pretty close already and I need to buck up on Biology, History and Islamic Studies.

So for the past two days I've had to attend an accounts seminar by Francis, who is my tuition teacher by the way. After his crash course I'm quietly confident about doing well in accounts. It's pretty hard to believe since just more than a year ago i loathed the subject, even thought of dropping it. It isn't too bad, it's pretty fun to do especially when you get it right theres a good feeling around you. Francis is giving a test next week and if I do well in that, SPM shouldn't be a problem.

I might regret not going to school today since they're having this party for the Form 5s. Truth is I couldn't care less. School has been a burden the whole of this year, I hated going through all the mood swings of some teachers and some people whom I considered friends. Things have changed, you can of course label me emo but what good would that do you.

I enjoy tuition a lot. It's good fun with the guys there. We've been teasing a certain someone about his body stench and unfortunately we crossed the line yesterday. But he had it coming. I feel bad. Whatever we've been doing has been going on for quite a while and it's surprising that it took him this long to realize. We've made it so obvious at times.

My mom told me recently that she would recommend I stay here for 2 years of A-levels before I head off for cadet school. I didn't really like the idea at first but on second thought. I could do a lot more stuff here first.

Guitar classes.
Join Celebrity Fitness.
Tennis classes.

So it can't be so bad.

In terms of music recently. I learnt the two solos for Knocking On Heavens Door. I love that song, it's really good. Now I'm in love with Michael Jackson songs. Everyone has to like a MJ song. Sanjay likes Beat It. I like Black Or White. Bryan likes just about every one of them.

I had a lot to write about but now I've forgotten the rest. Talk about Short-Term Memory Loss.

Adios.

Control

2007-10-06T14:25:00.000+08:00

Right our study leave is almost over. Nevertheless this was probably more of a holiday but I did do some studying. Not much but I think it's pretty effective.

So yesterday I had a really long day. Met up with Lib Yin early in the morning to get some of our study leave homework done with. Didn't do much in the end but it's better than nothing. Then we walked around BV 1 and 2 for a bit while waiting for her mom to come take her for lunch. I was hungry, she was hungry. She gets to eat, I don't.

I puasa you know.

That was followed by a few rounds of Pro Evo with my new Master League team. Seen the trailer for Pro Evo 2008 yet? It looks fantastic. The A.I is supposedly better and they can change tactics and formations midway through games which will punish those who have only one style of playing. It shouldn't be much of a problem for me since I employ all sorts of attacking styles. I play crosses, through passes through the middle, long shots, and most recently the Bolton style.

I had Raj tuition soon after and I heard another funny story on Bryan Anthony. The source was Eugene Sia. Eugene was going home in the car and at a red light saw this incident.

Bryan was walking down the sidewalk while a very puny puppy was going his way. He stopped, the puppy stopped. Bryan got scared so he crossed the road. Took a few steps ahead while keeping his eyes on the puppy in case the puppy decides to go canine on him. Then Bryan crossed the road to the initial sidewalk to continue his walk home.

"Bryan you scared of small dog arr?"
"No lah. Stray dog la. Damn dirty you know."

Raj was really funny today. He was talking about Eurasians and Eugene couldn't stop laughing.

Raj "Yes Eugene, why are you laughing?"
Eugene "Navindran has been telling people that he looks like an Eurasian"
Raj "Is this true Navin?"
Navin "Nooo. Never."

That wasn't the funny part. Raj then talked to us about changing names.

Raj "Navin. If you want to change your name what must you do?"
Navin "Go to the jabatan and take an oath."
Raj "Very good. So you say you're Eurasian right. So change your name to something else la"
Navin "No no no"
Raj "Change it to something like errr... Anthonysamy!"

The class erupts. Eugene fell on the floor. I fell on my table. You see Anthonysamy is Bryan's surname. So since it's Bryan and he's the class goof and all we find it funny. Actually you have to know Bryan to know what we at Raj tuition mean.

After Raj class it was to Sanjay's house for BM tuition. I know, sounds like i'm a freak right. Two tuitions in one day.

Played 3 rounds of Pro Evo while waiting for Cikgu and Jon to arrive. He beat me 2-0 first. I got revenge with back to back 2-1 wins. Of course I only started winning after I had dinner. BM class was good.

After BM i went home with Jon but we stopped at Lib Yin's house to go pick her and Sharlene up for a little night outing around Telawi. Parked at my place and walked down to Nirvana for a bite with Jon while the two girls went looking at dresses and had ice-cream.

On the way back. Jon was walking so very fast, because he had to take shit. I offered him the services of my bathroom but he said.

"It's ok. I want to be able to experience heaven for a bit. I just got to hold it in longer."

Turned out heaven was coming too soon so he dropped in at my house. The two girls were laughing at stuff in my room and Sharlene rolled on the floor laughing at something Lib Yin said. Not appropriate putting it up here.

They left once Jon got down from the skies.

On a whole new subject. I've heard the most cockiest song ever. I love it and I will learn it.

The Game - - - Drowning Pool

Time to play the game x3

Its all about the game you fall like the rest, your failure is my success
It's all about control, will you make it? I will deliver the pain you
can take it
I'm in control, I am the pain, after this you won't be the same
This is my time I make the rules you mess with this and you die like a fool.

Chorus
PAIN here comes the pain x4

time to play the game

I am the debt that can't be paid, your going down in flames
This the time I cannot lose Live or die you'll have to choose
It's all about me I am the one, soon you'll see there's nowhere to run
I am the threat that is so real through the blood and the sweat and pain you will feel.

Chorus

nowhere to run nowhere to hide, now it's time to die
I am the pain I am the game you won't forget my name

Time to feel the pain x3
Time to play the game x4

Chorus

This was also the same song Triple H used for his entrance theme. You know, the wrestler? The Pedigree? Nevermind.

Back to studying.

Percussion

2007-10-01T22:25:00.000+08:00

I'm getting pretty frustrated with my study leave homework. This morning I was this close to tearing up that friggin Add Maths workbook. Having 6 sets of Add Maths papers to do for holidays is crazy. I'm serious, it's like suicide.

I'm almost done learning a new song. It's Santana man. Easy yet sexy.

Look closer. See the word Solo? Once I brush up on that then i'm all set.

Santana did this same song twice. One with Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and the other with Alex Band of The Calling. Both are fantastic if you ask me, one of it has a video.

Heres the link. It's a pretty cool video.

I loved it. You should too.

Right now i love Santana like a man loves his wife.

Into The Night

2007-09-30T10:56:00.000+08:00

We're on study leave now. Trials are dead and buried but as they say 'What Goes Around Comes Around' so I might get screwed with the results.

Anyways. I became 17 last Friday. It isn't the best thing in the world having your birthday during trials and puasa. That's like a double kill. I woke up the next morning with my mom passing me this.

If you seriously think that this is the dumbest thing to get for a birthday present. Shut the hell up because you're an asshole.

Oh right. Last week I went for the Tuesday Accounts Class Session. If you didn't know I normally go on Wednesday. That class is really fun. I've never seen Francis laugh so much. Well Bryan goes there, so there is always a reason to laugh when he's around.

Francis "So basically it's like playing Monopoly. You know that board game?"
Bryan "Ooh!!! I want to be the horse. Wait. Is that a horse or dog arr?"

Francis "Rafik is the type of player who buys every property he steps on but only has about 24 bucks in hand. Bryan on the other hand has only one or two properties but he wins lots of community chests and chance. You know, like winning Beauty Contests"
Bryan "Aiyo. Don't la teacher."

I think I want to join that class.

My class. We've become crazy the minute we brought our desks back to class. Some of the guys were shouting from one end to another.

FOUL BALL!!! GOOD FAKE!!! TECHNICAL!!! GOOD PASS!!!

You could have heard us from a mile away. We spent the rest of the day playing that game where we pass a wave and the one who screws up gets punched from those beside him. We show no mercy in our punches. I got a slight bruise from Jen Ming. I think Sanjay got a huge one from Yow Hwui.

Yow Hwui should be banned. He gives everyone bruises. He gave me two to keep for trials.

5 minutes before school ended. I ended up next to Kwang Yang and i screwed up. Jen Ming who was on my left bruised me. Kwang Yang was sizing up for a huge blow. I think it's because i've been telling him to crawl up the womb and showing him the blowjob signs and all. He was gonna punch me like he was gonna blast a pool ball. I was shit scared. Well he missed in the end, somehow. My hand is spared.

The last time I got a huge blow from him I felt my entire skeleton shake.

I plan to learn a whole new song this study leave.

This song is good stuff. Download it and give it a listen.

To kill time till buka puasa. I rely on Pro Evo.

I will do so right now.

Derby Day

2007-09-16T20:13:00.000+08:00

Last night i witnessed one of those classic football matches. There are some games better left forgotten but this one should stick around for a while.

I've seen Arsenal coming from behind to win games late on but this one was something special.

Seeing the team celebrate together after a hard fought win. They had a group huddle after the game and that was something to savor. This was something they know they had to really battle hard for.

Flashback to the same fixture last season

Arsenal went behind in the first half to a Robbie Keane goal but turned it around in the second half thanks to goal from Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor. But with the last kick of the game it ended 2-2 with a thunderbolt from Jermaine Jenas.

Present day

Arsenal went behind in the first half to a Gareth Bale goal but turned it around in the second half thanks to goal from Emmanuel Adebayor and Cesc Fabregas. But with the last kick of the game it ended 3-1 with a thunderbolt from Emmanuel Adebayor.

It could have so nearly been a repeat.

Right now Arsenal are top of the league which means Arsenal > EPL.

But some may say that Arsenal are relying too much on one boy so what does that mean?

Cesc Fabregas > EPL

You bet it's true.

Trials are on now. EST was bullshit and tomorrow I will need my common sense cap to do well in Agama.

I will do my best.

Say Ok

2007-09-10T22:08:00.000+08:00

Last year. I watched High School Musical a few weeks before the Perth trip. In Perth it was a big hit, people were singing the songs everywhere.

Last night. I watched the sequel. Sure some of you may have thought otherwise. I thought it was awesome!

I seriously think it's slightly better than the previous movie. Well it was longer and there was much more flavour in their singing and dancing. I also believe that 'Everyday' is slightly better than 'Breaking Free'. Don't get me wrong I think both songs are excellent.

Which part of the movie i loved the most? When Ryan and Chad both sing 'I Don't Dance'. You know, the baseball one. Heyy batter batter... Hey batter batter swing!!!

You know it's pretty sad that just days before the movie premier Vanessa Hudgens gets nude pictures of herself all over the internet. Well she did apologise. At least she's got the guts to do it unlike those others such as Paris Hilton? The jailbird.

I think Vanessa is really hot.

So today I probably survived the WORST assembly. Seriously, it was as if the hell hounds were let loose.

Heres a list of what i went through:

Someone smelled.
100 certificates to be given out.
A boring principal speech.
A talk on pesticide.
Speech by president of Girls Brigade.
Ai Ching's Taman Negara experience.
Boon Siew and Caroline's Perth experience.
Brian Mok's perth video.
Some video on a mini world.
I needed to pee.

Note to self: Pee before assembly.

Actually i might have enjoyed the assembly if my bladder wasn't full. Seriously it was going to burst. I thought that the Perth experience was the last but Matthews had to present that video on the mini world. I felt like shooting her. Either with a real gun or mine.

Once it was all over. I stood up and my bladder hurt so bad. I couldn't even walk straight. All the friggin toilets were full and Yow Hwui started pressing my stomach and it hurt even more. Once it was all out, it felt good. I did good, I have will power.

Spent some time in class spinning cards at the wall. It was good fun. But I got scared so easily when I see the cards flying my way. It's like throwing knives.

I met a smooth criminal in tuition today.

Adios.

Splendid

2007-09-02T22:54:00.000+08:00

Thanks to these three.

Arsenal win 3-1.

On another note.

Say CEEEEEEEHHHH.....

Fire In The Sky

2007-08-31T23:03:00.000+08:00

Happy Merdeka everyone!

So what do i think about my country? Well, it kicks ass. A lot of ass to some extent. The law is so lenient here that you feel so free doing whatever you want. Then again theres crime, poverty and corruption going on.

Our country needs a super hero.

You know like how England has James Bond. US has the likes of Captain American and Superman. Indonesia has Suparman. Fine Suparman doesn't exist, maybe not as a superhero. The point is I think our country needs a superhero. Cicakman doesn't count. The way he got his powers is pure gay.

On Thursday we were talking about having pets in tuition.

Sanjay "I have fish and my brother!"

Pardeep "I have 3...4...5...7! 7 cats at home. My mom keeps bringing them back."

Jason "I HATE animals!"

Jasvinder "My parents say why need pets when you have monkeys for children."

Juilan "I used to have fish. Fighting fish. Mine fought and lost. So... you know la."

Kesh "Do rats count? I have lots of rats. Sometimes they say hi to me when i open my closet. We want them to leave but they just don't want to. They seem to be immune to the racun. I think they eat until fat already la."

That's a rap.

Lunch

2007-08-26T17:29:00.000+08:00

All good things must end. So do holidays.

Had lunch yesterday with Desmond, Di Sern and Eugene at Nirvana. Desmond is probably the most sohai guy i've ever met.

Flashback

Desmond "Oi abang, kasi chinese tea satu."

He's also friends with one of the waiters. Whom he calls papadam.

He told us a story about one of his friends getting suspended.

Oh I went toilet la to pee during break. Suddenly my friend come in arr holding one boy by the collar and pushed him to the wall. I STILL PEEING YOU KNOW. Then my friend shout 'OI DESMOND! THIS GUY LA SOHAI WAN! COME WE WHACK HIM!' But I still peeing la. Then my friend slap the guy one time la. The guy say arr 'Ci---'. Not yet finish say cibai my friend slap him again. I peeing there arr watching all this laugh like siao until cannot pee properly. Then the boy crying horr, go report then my friend kena suspended.

I laughed so hard i nearly choked on my thosai.

Arsenal gunned down Man City yesterday. Thanks to Fabulous Fabregas. The City goalie, Kasper Schemeichel did well. Saved a RVP penalty and nearly equalised in the final minute.

Boss "Shit he saved RVP's kick? Now my theory of as long as RVP hits the target it's a goal is rejected"

Still won anyway.

Time to study.

Shock The Monkey

2007-08-23T20:43:00.000+08:00

After tuition today I had lunch with Di Sern and Bryan. Eugene joined us moments later along with his two cousins.

It's always fun going out with Di Sern and Bryan. Bryan gets bullied so bad and Di Sern tells me lots of stories about Bryan. Hilarious. I never laughed so much while eating before. It's like whatever he says is really funny and he always gets teased.

It began to rain and one of the huge balloons got coiled up around the lamp post. The wind was really strong so the balloon was moving all over the place. The lamp post itself started swinging around as if it was going to fall. Scary stuff.

Eugene and his cousins went off to the gym so the three of us wandered around Bangsar Village until the rain stopped. We then reached a conversation about exercising since Di Sern says that he goes to Celebrity Fitness and both me and Bryan are thinking of joining.

Di Sern "You know once Bryan thought he had huge muscles while showering."
Bryan "OI DI SERN!!!"
Di Sern "Then in school when he showed us there was nothing"
Bryan "No la. You know that when you're wet you look very muscular"

WTF!!

Well my favourite Bryan quote is still.

OMG! The tree bleeding.

Cheers Bryan!

Rewind

2007-08-19T20:05:00.000+08:00

Holidays are here. Perfect timing. I'm really happy to have a break, to let off some steam and let my eyes rest more.

While doing so, I spent some time watching videos of the Crossbar Challenge. It's where some TV show called Soccer AM go around to teams training grounds and challenge the players to hit the crossbar from the halfway line. It's quite fun to watch really.

Believe me. It isn't easy. So far i've only seen 3 people do it and I don't even know their names. The likes of John Terry and Frank Lampard can't even go close. Heres one.

Normally theres a nice replay when the guy hits it. But... well you'll see.

On another note.

Just about a year ago. I was on the plane to Perth, Australia on a school trip. Those were 6 days of kickass fun. I have to give lots of credit to my host family, the Witkowski family. I didn't want to leave at all and when the inevitable came. You know the rest.

Memories.

Country Calls

2007-08-11T17:52:00.001+08:00

It's not like i want to go. Well nobody wants to go. I've heard lots of stories about NS and it's quite scary la.

Billy told me he saw ghosts walking around at night.
Adrian told me about girls walking towards the jungle during a movie screening one-by-one not knowing what they were doing.
Sasi told me how badly he was abused because he was the only Punjabi on camp.

I was over at Sanjay's place when his mom suddenly started talking about NS and the list coming out for Monday. I started to get a little nervous about it but what the hell it was supposed to be out on Monday right.

On the way back in Jon's car. We get a call from Sanjay saying that we could check whether we're in the NS list via sms. Sanjay didn't get it, well it doesn't matter since he's already applied for Concorde. I went up first. I was praying in the car and once the message came. I breathed a sigh of relief once i saw the word TIDAK. Just in case you wanted to know, Jon didn't get it as well.

Well unfortunately for some they were called for it. I fell sorry for you. Then again this is Malaysia so there are a million-and-one ways to escape.

Bryan Anthony is not going to NS.

Finally. Have a safe flight boss. Rip it up in the States. All the best.

Crunch Time

2007-08-04T22:34:00.000+08:00

August is here.

I popped another guitar string a few days ago. Shows you how much I've been playing instead of hitting the books. Well Raj is giving tests now so I do need to read up on stuff once in a while.

Recently I joined a BM tuition. Yeah I can't even do well in my own language. The teacher is darn cool. Now tell me what other teacher talks to you about Metallica?

Fall Out Boy has suddenly got very catchy. Along with all remixes of Time After Time, Classic song from the oldies which got rejuvenated by Rock and Techno.

Oh 5C is currently doing our page for the yearbook. I'm Xerxes. I don't see the resemblance at all though. Probably because i shaved my head once.

I haven't watched Transformers yet.

Are you a Transformer?

Spoilers

2007-07-24T22:17:00.000+08:00

Harry Potter has taken my school by storm, I walked in on Monday morning to find lots of students reading Potter on the benches.

Then of course theres the odd few such as I who don't give a damn about Potter. Yow Hwui and I spent most of Monday morning threatening to spoil Potter for the masses. Well since this is a last book we expect lots of characters being chalked off and everyone is curious to whether Harry dies in the end.

Yow Hwui: Harry Potter's parents died.

Yeah some people started screaming before realizing that they were never alive to begin with.

Mahadi: Ron has AIDS.

One or two people did believe me.

Matthews has banned Potter from being brought to school. Doesn't take a genius to understand that it's a bigger hit than textbooks anyway. The library would be loved more if the Potter was in the shelves. Is it?

As we all know Kwang Yang's birthday is coming up. We all thought of getting him the perfect gift.

Mahadi: Hey Yang, what do you want for your birthday? Harry Potter?
Kwang Yang: NO!!! SCREW YOU!!! NO!!!
Yow Hwui: Hey Mahadi. Come I share with you.
Kwang Yang: HELL NO!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!
Ding Wei: Count me in.
Kwang Yang: SCREW YOU ALL!!! I WON'T READ!!! COME ON LA!!!

Classic moment. Some people just don't like Potter.

I've been doing this Harry Potter joke on people concerning his scar on his forehead and my scar on my left arm. Yeah it's fun and their reactions are worth it all. Isnt it Amani?

Now for the strangers posting in my cbox.

WHAT THE HELL

Adios

Curtains Call

2007-07-22T12:25:00.000+08:00

Just like Wilkin pointed out.

3 WEEKS OF HARD WORK JUST FOR 3 MINUTES ON STAGE

That was what we felt backstage before taking center stage. It's pretty true. Sure we would've wanted more time but that was not to be the case.

This year was pretty much low-key compared to what happened to us in last years event. But of course i'm pretty sure our dance did stitch itself into the memories of some people. I was walking around the corridor when i saw the Maori boys singing our song and doing our moves. Our moves were catchy.

We did have our fair share of fun. Fooling around towards then end of practice after putting in serious effort. Yeah we were serious when we had to.

Sure not all of us are fantastic dancers but we did our best and i don't see any way that anyone of us can be criticized at all. We were great.

African dance might not have been as big as Grease last year, or maybe it was. The point is that the Form 5s will sign out of our high school life with a kick ass dance. Hopefully we'll all do the same in the SPM.

To all the little kiddies in the African dance. What a way to sign into high school life huh. And to you Nicholas Kang. Don't go around talking about condoms and calling older people gay. I'm pretty sure thats you in my chatbox.

The African tribe will forever sing.

=)

Hole In The Earth

2007-07-19T21:39:00.000+08:00

Anyone been listening to the radio recently? Once in a while this kickass song gets played.

Stronger - - - Kanye West feat. Daft Punk

Yeah this song is extremely catchy. Actually he original song from Daft Punk called Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger is much better. Kanye just adds some lyrics to it. This song sorta reminds me of Circle Circle Dot Dot.

Today was the student show for WMS concert 2007. African didn't do very well but people still said it was good. Sure we can seriously own if everything falls into place tomorrow and Saturday for the night shows.

North & South Indian, Malaysian Indian, French, Japanese and of course African are great. In the end it turns out I like the Hawaiian dance the most. The little girls in those hula skirts are so friggin adorable. The way they keep shaking the whole way is cute la. Their song which is from the soundtrack of Lilo & Stitch makes you go awwwww. I want to take one of them home la.

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE

Ming Yi head butted me today. His forehead colliding with my cheek. Now i have a swollen cheek. Screw you Ming Yi.

Tomorrow is the final stepping stone to judgment day. After all Saturday is a full house and tomorrow isn't.

Bass Beat

2007-07-15T13:03:00.000+08:00

I forgot about this.

On Thursday some of us went for this talk on hotel management and culinary arts. I'm not that interested in the hospitality section but I went there to cut class.

It was actually very interesting and quite appealing. Though I've wanted to be a pilot all these years, this sorta got me thinking.

Jason: Ehh Mahadi. Why are you here? I thought you wanted to be a pilot?
Mahadi: Cut class la. Or ever thought of a hotel in the sky?
Jonathan: No lah. He wants to go bomb hotels.

So maybe if I don't become a pilot i'll go work in a hotel. My aunty from Hong Kong opened a 5-star hotel in Shanghai and wants me to go work there during the holidays. Yeah, I'll get promoted to hotel manager and be satisfied because people have sex in my hotel rooms.

Maybe not.

How about a chef? Nope I can't see myself making food.

After tuition on Friday. I went up to Eugene Sia who was wearing this super tight shirt. His chest is so huge, he goes to Celebrity Fitness. I want a big chest. Anyways so Sanjay and I commented on his tough body and started pounding his chest.

You could even hear the echo.

This reminds me of that incident when i was buying nasi lemak in the canteen. Qi Xian was leaning forward so his back was stretched and tensed. Then Sundeep was hitting it and he sorta curved his palm forward. To get a suction pump sound or something like that. It was friggin loud la. I even joined in the fun.

I love Family Guy. I just watched an episode on Y2K which is the new millennium. You know they had a rumour on all computers will stop running and planes will drop from the sky. So in this episode it all came through and Peter was well prepared because he heard it from a man in a chicken suit.

Cut the crap. Stewie fell into a puddle of radioactive waste and turned into an octopus. That was so cute. So he began to lay eggs and after the Griffin's got kicked out of a newly built town, the eggs hatched into millions of Stewie Octopuses and attacked everyone. Yeah that was funny.

I need another episode now.

The Snakepit

2007-07-14T20:51:00.000+08:00

We had our concert rehearsal yesterday. African dance was pretty awesome, even though we were horrible in coordination. All of us made a lot of screw ups in practice but the front row was fantastic yesterday.

All dances weer good. If the moves weren't up to mark, their music would blow you away. This year we haven't really seen many flips and breakdance poses like we all saw last year.

Jun Ian's cartwheel - Grease
Keangston's back flip - America

I've seen most of the dances and the only thing i've seen is that WTF back flip by Jeremy Chor. I have no idea how he got that much air time and didn't use his arms for a push. I heard he's a gymnast.

The New Zealand dance. I expected BIG people doing the Hakka

Instead of being fierce looking big men. Well first of all they are form 1s. I don't know but they seem to be getting smaller and more adorable each year. They did the chanting and the slaps but in the end they turned out like this.

They want to make friends.

That dance was seriously appalling. Even Matthews told them to stop halfway. Well I remember she screamed at the Egyptian dance last week which caused one of my classmates to cry. I don't know who la.

Matthews has been a bitch this year.

Hopefully African dance will get better and by Saturday night we'll be in top shape to own. Just like Grease did last year.

Hello Africa!

Silky Silky

2007-07-11T22:06:00.000+08:00

African dance is complete. If all goes to plan and we can perfect everything, we'll own for sure. All guys dances always have a reputation to live up to as the best entertainers.

We're like Spartans. Only more tribal.

So today i had my mouth stuffed with fries thanks to Jon during accounts tuition. Of all places to get fries, he makes me go to Burger King.

Francis "Burger King fries suck la!"

Yeah those are the words of my accounts teacher. He's the bomb la.

Of course something i've wanted for quite some time.

Hell yeah.

Photo Credz:

peako.blogspot.com (:

Extra

2007-07-10T19:43:00.000+08:00

I need a new Jim Dunlop. Yeah those are the guitar picks i use. They're great but not for the long term. I've busted 2 already.

It's been a while since i've put a picture up here.

African dance is coming along pretty well. Not sure about it being the best in the concert though. The Bhangra has got good reviews from spectators. We haven't seen it ourselves but we'll probably be biased.

Today was Mdm. Hema's birthday. Normally the birthday boy/girl gets cake in their face. Unfotunately it was me instead.

Well it wasn't the WHOLE cake. Just the bit I was supposed to share with Sanjay. Sanjay, Yow Hwui and I were taking about smashing cakes in people's faces. Suddenlt Yow Hwui told me to try eating cake like a monster. Which i ended up doing. Yeah then he pressed my face right down into the cake. He got banana in my nose. Everything smelt fruity from then on.

That was probably the highlight of the day.

Oh and the African dance costumes own ok. We're like the WMS porn models.

Hydromatic

2007-07-07T22:08:00.000+08:00

07/07/07 day.

I'm not too sure but today has something to do with Live Earth. I thought it was a concert but i think it has something to do with saving the environment. I think the concert is on now but i'm not too interested.

Arsenal have begun their squad rebuilding with the signing of Eduardo Da Silva. The Brazillian-born Croatian international. Hope it all turns out well.

To be honest. Theres really nothing to blog about.

Null

2007-07-01T19:29:00.000+08:00

Today we had that Form 4 vs. Form 5 match. Oh I meant the students of Mr.Raj's tuition. Great fun. The venue was Bukit Bandaraya primary and i have to say that although it rained heavily the field was in decent shape. Well it did have a few bumps all over.

In the end the Form 5s won 6-4.

We even had a penalty shootout for fun. We won in that too. I was goalie for one kick and i saved it. I jumped up and grabbed the bar and started swinging around. In the end my studs got stuck in the net and I was hanging for about a minute while everyone started laughing at me. I watched Spiderman 3 earlier in the day. Blame the movie. Ishvinder came later and helped me remove my hooked studs.

Speaking of Spiderman 3. It was good. My color blind computer didn't do any favours though. I would have loved to see much more of Venom, his appearance was too short and all the hype on the movie was on him. Everyone's a critic.

The ending was really saddening ok. I teared a bit. I DIDN'T WANT HARRY OSBORN TO DIE!!! Well after all the knocks he recieved the whole movie, you'd be surprised to why he's still ticking.

Does anyone here watch Family Guy? It's super kickass. It beats The Simpsons hands down any day. I downloaded the whole of season 1 just recently and watched it all. Season 2 is on the way. I can laugh my balls off.

I refuse to do my homework.

Adios

Rocky Mountain Way

2007-06-26T21:46:00.000+08:00

June is ending and July is looming. A month closer to SPM.

My hair is growing people. It's not that fun to touch anymore and yeah you assholes. You won't be laughing at my head for long anymore.

Scouts camp last weekend was alright. Typical outdoor camp. Cold showers, gigantic pool, jungle and a mess hall.

Immediately after that was Mr.Raj's birthday celebration. I got there super late but just made it for his speech and the cake cutting. Then i got my feet black by playing football with his grandkids outside the house.

That was my weekend. Oh and Thierry Henry moved to Barcelona. Doesn't matter, as long as the team wins.

African dance is coming along pretty well. We're all set to own. It's too early to judge but we'll see.

Happy birthday Boon Guan.

Start Anew

2007-06-11T23:20:00.000+08:00

School reopened today. Heck 8 hours after our 2 week break ended, i get sent to the office for a haircut. Matthews is an absolute bitch, ever heard of warnings? She told Naresh to cut one sideburn off and leave the other one on so i look like a walking retard. And who the hell cuts sideburns with scissors?

Immediately after that I went over to the toilet where on by one the haircut victims started coming in. Yeah we were all pissed at Matthews and we did laugh at each others new hair-do. Mine was definitely the worst. Guan Xiong was screaming all over and thank god Kwang Yang came over to save the day. Yeah he helped fix my back a bit and get rid of the other sideburn. Thanks man.

Results were alright. I'm a bit disappointed with a few subjects. Especially add maths and accounts. I thought I did well for both. Careless mistakes and cockiness for those two respectively. Sejarah was a bummer.

I was tha laughing stock of the form. Maybe even the school. So you must be darn happy Matthews. You've succeeded in making us look like clowns.

You say our long hair is embarrassing. Isn't our hair after you've barbie dolled it even worse?

My hair was that bad. There was no way back. So i headed off to the barber for a crewcut.

Cut it all short. Start life anew. Buck up for trials. Always do the right thing.

I'M NOT SKINHEAD!!!

2007-06-09T23:45:00.000+08:00

Mahadi is a little too obsessed over Umbrella - Rihanna. So if you're talking to him and there's a weird sound after that, no its not an echo, its just him repeating himself. (:
Plus he's sick, as in sick literally, not like pervy sickk. But apparently its very sissy and non-macho to take care of yourself and go to the doctor, so he remains flu-ed.

Oh and think you're a good friend of Mahadi? Go take his true friend test. If you fail, then I guess that makes you a fake friend. Like those C grade ripoffs in shoddy areas of Bangkok. Hence, go for the real thing. (: Air-con and friendly people make for more compelling sales pitches. http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/511773
You know you want to. (:

So this could either be Mahadi speaking in third person or a completely different blogger typing.

6 more days! (:
Colourful.

Black Rain

2007-06-04T14:00:00.000+08:00

What I want now?

Ozzy Osbourne - Black Rain

Yeah his new album is out. Sure I have about half of the tracks already but theres nothing like having the real thing.

How was Singapore?

Excellent. Really it was. Even though there was no Chow Yun Fatt to greet me.

We'll soon see the opposite of the Singapore trip in about 12 days.

Crystal Planet

2007-05-27T20:32:00.000+08:00

Exams are over which means the holidays have just begun, now tell me when the well deserved fun is supposed to start.

Our weekends now have no meaning because the football season is almost over, unless of course you don't mind waking up in the wee hours of Sunday or Monday morning to watch the Spanish League. Come on, this could be your last time to see Beckham playing on the tele.

So we had our usual round of Winning Eleven after Raj class yesterday, and yesterday has to go down as the worst because of the very low turn-up of gamers. I beat Di Sern's Chelsea using Lyon. Sucker.

Oh yes, this was spotted by Di Sern

Pariah the video game

Moving on.

I will be enjoying the next weekend in the sinking island of Singapore. Yeah I want to go for a holiday and rather obvious reasons, everything else that comes is a bonus. This had better be worth it.

Thats a wrap.

Top Drog

2007-05-20T12:39:00.000+08:00

FA cup final last night... Chelsea beat Manure 1-0... thought i told myself i wasn't gonna watch it but what the heck la...

Chelsea were definetly the better team... Manure were just plain awful... their best chance was what... pushing the goalie off the line??? enough said... you don't look like champs...

the only thing great about Drogba's goal was Lampard's wall pass... you've got to be an idiot if you miss that... the funny this is that he has done that a hell lot in the past...

back to studying...

oh wait... i just remembered...

OWNAGE!!!

adios

Like Toy Soldiers

2007-05-13T16:33:00.000+08:00

take a good look at your school calendar... it's the mid term exams now... and about another 5-6 more months to SPM... half the year is gone...

what else is there left in between... nothing much... i'm already scratching out one event...

tonight the EPL season ends... our weekends have no more meaning...

it just rained... no football later...

i've got an agama test tomorrow and i'm really the dump out common sense into that paper again...

now is there anything left for the 2007 scrapbook???

There It Goes

2007-05-12T19:21:00.000+08:00

after tuition today... Eugene, Julian, Bryan, Pardeep, Jason and I went over to the Bangsar Village game store for another football game outing... well i wasn't at my dominant best... i even lost

first off i started the session by beating Bryan 1-0... then i played Julian and he beat me 1-0 but i had a man sent off... then he wanted another match so fine... but this one was hell good...

i started real bad and he went 2-0 up... that sort of gave me a wake up call and i neutralised everything he threw at me and i managed to overturn the deficit just before the first half ended and it was 3-2... Drogba with a brace

the second half was pretty dull... no real chances for anyone and we were cancelling each other out... until the 86th minute where his Pirlo was able to get a shot in from a tight angle which Cech saved but fell straight to Pirlo again who this time dinked it over to Inzaghi for him to head into an empty net... 3-3... but there was still time...

from the restart i utilised the pace of Chelsea's left flank with both Ashley Cole and Robben... Cole ran to the byline... pulled it to Robben who was about to pull it again across the face of goal... I had no one in the centre but Maldini came sliding in and smashing it into his own net... Julian screamed... the whole store laughed at him... final score was 4-3

then i played the shopkeeper and beat him 2-1...

biggest bullshit of the day was Pardeep overturning a 3-0 deficit to beat Eugene 4-3... suck la Eugene...

and the rest of the day was spent studying chemistry... now i regret not paying attention in class...

well... i'm bracing myself for number 3 and so should you

adios

C.C.T.V

2007-05-09T22:33:00.000+08:00

My school has an elevator... but now...

WMS is about to install C.C.T.V into our classrooms... well... you know... those security camera things you see in movies and jewelery stores...

we will have no privacy... yeah you can't goof around in class when the teacher isn't around anymore... no more changing clothes in class... so gay

but do not forget... all C.C.T.Vs have their blind spots... under the teachers desk

so whats next... automatic classroom doors??? yeah i would like that

the week before exams is always pretty fun... teachers don't do anything and you're expected to be doing revision... i was playing firefly in chemistry class until i heard...

Haslina "KWANG YANG!!! WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY!!!"

i burnt my finger playing firefly... and Rambert got one on Nicholas' shirt

i don't remember much

adios

Shot In The Dark

2007-05-06T20:13:00.000+08:00

whoever was up awake on Thursday morning watching football had the opportunity to see god at work... so who is this you ask???

Kaka

he's not even at his potential and he's already one of the best on the planet... he could even get better...

final score was a 3-0 AC Milan win over Man Utd

exams are coming up... i'm not ready for bio and sejarah at all... everything else should be alright... yeah and i do not want to get held back for some gay subject like sejarah...

i love guitaring... yeah and i can play the november rain solo... but still sort of rusty...

theres absolutely nothing to blog about... it's quite uneventful at the moment...

adios

Nosebleed

2007-05-02T21:56:00.000+08:00

Well now our string of holidays are over... it was pretty uneventful but i had my fun... no studying included... NO i did not watch Spiderman 3

i couldn't even be bothered to touch my Komsas homework... but yeah i've done a few sinopsis in Robiah's class... turns out that bitch's homework came good after all...

i spent a lot of time on Final Fantasy 12... doubt theres anyone out there whom i know who still plays it... it's hell fun to be honest...

boss taught me a damn good romantic song yesterday... it's hell good... makes you geli and has some gay stuff in it... but the chord switching is kinda tricky...

oh i went out with Eugene, Julian and Bryan last wednesday for a PES 6 outing... went to the game store in Bangsar Village and played PES 6 for a whole hour... the weren't really timing so we had about an extra 30 minutes... i would have gone home with a winning streak until Eugene escaped with a lucky draw against me... we had a holiday that day because of the agung installation...

Raj " you all arr... damn lucky... new agung sit on the chair also you get holiday"

yeah well...

come to think of it... we're halfway through the spm year

No Promises

2007-04-21T22:31:00.000+08:00

Sports Day today... the last sports day ever for all of us Form 5s... Guan Xiong who we labelled as the Green monster dominated almost every event... i heard of his heroics in the medley on wednesday but i wasn't there to witness it...

it was a bad sign when we saw Guan Xiong edge Wei Han in the 100m dash... our red house superstar getting beaten... today wasn't looking good at all...

it got worse when Brian just ended up 4th in the 200m dash... our only consolation so far was how the Form 2 boys were super owning in every event...

400m was not worth discussing either...

but then came 4 X 100m... the last event of the day... also the last event of my school life... we were probably the team who was expected to get last... me, Wee Lik, Brian and Wei Han....

we had a group huddle before the race and when it all took off... it went so fast... before i knew it i was cheering on Wei Han for the final sprint... and yeah i went ecstatic when we won...

it felt fantastic... especially when everyone had their money on green and blue to win... i wonder if this win was the one that gave yellow the title...

oh well... adios

Choke

2007-04-20T22:04:00.000+08:00

Aussies have come and gone... yeah it was a sad day yesterday... felt absolutely crummy from the moment i got up... the week with them just went by so fast...

It was good seeing those whom i met over in Perth about 8 months ago... Danee, Alyce, Chloe, Jess, Shannon, Claire and i don't think i left anyone out... and of course i made lots of new friends... Deakin, Marc, Stephen, Chris, Caitlin, Jayde and lots more...

I told myself i wasn't going to cry when they leave... but thats what i told myself when i was over in Perth last year and it didn't work... yeah i sure am gonna miss all of them

compare this to the Perth trip last year... i would say last year was much better... i don't know... it's just my opinion... the Witkowski's treated me like family... oh and Clarissa...

still i had my fun... at least now i know i've got friends from another part of the world...

adios

Oh Yes

2007-04-08T22:08:00.000+08:00

Aussie's coming in about 3 days... i have no idea what Daniel is like.. Lisa doesn't come on so i can't ask her about him... and he hasn't replied my e-mail yet...

yesterday i went out for futsal with Boss, Richmond, Andrew, Adam, Wei Lim and lots of Boss' friends... it was at Sports Plaza, which was formerly known as Sports Unlimited...

heck when i got there i realised i was the only one still going to school... it was fun... tough playing with people in college and stuff... and it was good seeing some of my seniors again...

Mahadi Cry In The Night says:
say something stupid and it goes on my blog

Jamie. says:
now i smell like rubber because of that new soap my mom bought.

Jamie. says:
it stinks.

yeah... right...

i think i'm getting better at guitar... slowly but surely... i'll own one day

adios

Misery

2007-03-31T18:57:00.000+08:00

the treasure hunt is a serious example of the saying... shit happens

both me and Jun Ian were really sure we had it in the bag... everything went our way from start to end... and we were probably the first to arrive... we didn't even get third place...

and the team that got first??? yeah it's the team which i was laughing at when i was celebrating an victory i thought we had at Baskin & Robbins...

last year the prizes were not great at all... but this year... first place had
1. iPod nano
2. some 750++ megapixel camera

in the end i walked home with nothing...

well i did get a shirt and a pair of socks from the lucky draw... nothing great... since person with the number called after mine won a friggin MP4... and someone won a DVD player... sohai

walau... the prizes so cool la... diu

Solitude

2007-03-18T12:01:00.000+08:00

holidays are coming to and end... honestly speaking... these holidays have pretty much revolved around football...

first up were the two RSC friendly matches... the outcomes were not good at all... i'm not gonna mention them...

yeah and yesterday i brought over a last-minute assembled team to some football competition organized by Emily's church... was great fun... yet again the best team doesn't always win...

yeah my line-up of me, Ahmad, Jun Yong, Marc, Ryan, Meng Fai and 5 random girls were owning in the whole tournament... we were friggin brilliant... and we lost in the semis because we conceded late on... and it's not like we were fresh... Jun Yong had cramp, Ahmad had blisters all over, the rest were friggin tired... i felt like i was on steroids

we were the only team that actually dished out a thrashing... a major 5-2 thrashing... and yeah the margin could've been even bigger... we sent out warning signs to the rest of our opponents with that win... pfft... i bet they were shivering...

and they had every reason to be... they saw Marc tearing them apart through the middle... Ryan and his pure passion pushing through their defence although he's small in size... Meng Fai being a major nuisance in midfield... Jun Yong letting fly from 30 yards... and of course me taking no prisoners back in defence...

yeah the 2 goals we let in were because we had no proper keeper and were facing probably the best attack of the tournament... yet we came away 5-2 winners...

the rest of the tournament was good up to the semis... i'm not talking about that game... yeah and i'm gonna say this again...

THE BEST TEAM DOESN'T ALWAYS WIN

yeah take a look at Arsenal for example... assholes

no i'm not done for the holidays... i'll continue after lunch

Body Bonding

2007-03-11T12:38:00.000+08:00

joy... holidays are here

it's just a week... and in a months time... the Sacred Heart people will come... Lisa's not coming... even if she did i think Clarissa would have hosted her... Lisa was my host when i went there if you didn't know...

so i'm hosting some guy named Daniel... i hope he's cool...

so anyway... this happened in Raj class on friday...

*Di Sern turned behind and took what appeared to be a glue stick from Bryan Anthony's pencilbox*

I sit next to Bryan

Bryan "Di Sern... give it back"
Di Sern "i need to borrow your glue la stupid"
Bryan "OI!!! GIVE IT BACK LA"
Di Sern "shut up la... borrow for a while"

*Di Sern glues what he needs to glue*

Bryan "THAT'S LIP BALM LA NUT"
Di Sern "aiyoh.. say la"
Bryan "....."

tuition is great...

gaming time...

adios

Front Runners

2007-03-03T17:44:00.000+08:00

hello everyone...

the exams are on monday... 2 days away... how great huh... sounds like it was just yesterday when Dexter and I were both standing along the corridor of the upper sec. block watching Jun Ian walk through all the Form 1 classrooms with his brother... we thought he was extorting money...

already we're 1/3 through our last year in high school... once we're done with the other 2/3 of it... we'll all be going our separate ways... no more school for the rest of our lives...

you know when you were little... you were always whining... "why do i have to go to school? i don't wanna go to school... i want to have fun..." well at least that's what i used to think... come to think of it... now i don't really want school to end...

imagine picking up the 2007 yearbook next year and flipping through it... i can picture myself going through an emotional cycle...

the last event of our school year is prom... then again some of us might not even go to prom... so i suppose the last day of SPM is where some of us will say goodbye...

next year... some of us might be forgotten in National Service... some might be overseas furthering their education... lucky you if your best friends end up with you...

if things go my way... i'll be up in the skies not before long... and it becomes hard to keep in contact...

shouldn't i be studying...

Old School

2007-02-21T21:40:00.000+08:00

school starts tomorrow... and i've picked up a new hobby... Counter Strike...

under the influence of Jamie and the other Singaporeans...

"OMG!!! COUNTER STRIKE SO ROCKS!!!"

yeah... i've decided to go old school and play Counter Strike again...

the only thing that screws up my game is that very old optic mouse that i'm using... all of a sudden while shooting or just looking around... the mouse screws up and i end up facing the ground... giving my enemies ample time to kill me before i recover...

then again... i realized i was more ruthless than before...

picture this:

i'm at bombsite A and the terrorists just planted the bomb in bombsite B.... you know how to get there

Me "Follow me!"
A.I Bot "Negative!"

I say to myself "Go to hell dammit"

*Head shots own teammate*

see... dumbass A.I... this is why i play with friendly fire... to screw those A.I bots when they don't obey...

now i understand that winning the first round is very important... that early cash injection that comes as a win bonus can help you gain the upper hand...

the handgun is your best friend...

now i got to prepare for tomorrow...

adios

Comet

2007-02-19T20:03:00.000+08:00

another day of the CNY holidays bites the dust...

i dug up my old Mission Impossible 3 DVD today... sat in front of the tele with a huge bag of nachos and ate away... that DVD is screwed up... seriously... it jacks up at all the key moments... and you know how crappy the sound of pirated DVDs normally are right... so you turn to subtitles.. i end up with subtitles like this

Ethan Stop!!! becomes You've Been F***ed!!!

there are many more subtitle bloopers but i don't remember them... who the hell does the subtitles anyway...

oh and one of my guitar strings broke... the A-string to be exact... i think it's because hit the chords too hard... so now i can't do my guitar homework...

that leaves me with FM for the rest of the day... i presume i'll finish another season before the holiday ends...

my Real Madrid team... simply unstoppable

yup that's my squad... led by captain Ruben De La Red... they can be unbeatable at times... especially when they're all high on confidence... look at it... all of them have got superb for morale except for the back-up goalie... no one cares about the back-up goalie...

so this is what the league table looks like...

on top as expected is my Real Madrid... but in second place is Valencia... 6 points behind me courtesy of two defeats... one by me and a recent 2-0 loss against Gimnastic... i have to admit that Valencia seriously pose a threat...

they've got what i believe to be the best line-up of strikers in the game... yes... better than mine... they've got Sergio Aguero and David Villa who can tear any defence apart... well they have had their moments against my defense...

then again i'm sure i've got a better midfield and defence roster...

call FM boring... i don't care... i find it great fun...

back to the game...

adios

Urban Train

2007-02-18T19:11:00.000+08:00

so today officially is Chinese New Year...

didn't really do much today... just went to an open house for lunch... i didn't even meet my grandma yet... well her house is currently packed with her hokkien relatives and it would be noisy so my mom doesn't want to go...

cool... i got hokkien blood...

i'm not a very good hokkien person... the hokkien word i use the most is kanina... see what i mean???

the rest of the day was spent on FM 2007... i'm in the 2011-2012 season now... yeah... thats about 5 seasons...

come to think of it... what if FM games can predict the future...

THEO WALCOTT PLAYS FOR LIVERPOOL!?!?

nah... ain't gonna happen

so boss gave me a lot of homework that day... so i've been at it during FM sessions... multi-tasking...

i'm definetly not in the holiday mood so far...

adios

Steady

2007-02-17T19:00:00.000+08:00

one and a half hours away from the Arsenal game... so how do i kill time? ]

BLOG

yeah... it's Chinese New Year now... the time of the year where my Chinese blood gets hyped up and my Malay blood gives in... for those of you who don't know who i am... and somehow ended up reading my blog... i'm half malay and half chinese...

actually it's tomorrow... close enough...

so i had a guitar lesson today... i've got a blister after excessive practice of November Rain...

nowadays i've been feeling a little bit of exam pressure... it's in 3 weeks... dammit...

how i relieve stress... guitaring...

adios

Calabria

2007-02-14T22:41:00.000+08:00

so today is valentines day... yeah... happy valentines day everyone... so valentines day is a day where couples get together and buy each other stuff and love each other more... thats what i think

and today is also known as friendship day... i think it's so that gay people can get together as well... i felt very gay today... nothing wrong with that...

so today during bio... this happened

Kwang Yang : Mahadi... tell me truthfully... do i look the same as last year...
Mahadi : yeah... i suppose so...
Kwang Yang : so i look very handsome like last time la
Mahadi : i'm not gonna comment
Kwang Yang : you just don't want to compliment
Mahadi : ok fine... you're damn handsome la... just like last time
Kwang Yang : well you know... Diamonds Are Forever

gotta hand it to him... that was a sweet remark...

now i'm gonna fill you in on what might have been... this happened around 11:00 pm

Jamie. says:
i'm like... DATELESS! haha.

Mahadi November Rain says:
i also

Jamie. says:
we're sad sad people... ): haha. OKAY MAHADI DATE ME NOW SO I WON'T BE DATELESS!

Jamie. says:
hurry up 1 more hour!

Mahadi November Rain says:
ok

Mahadi November Rain says:
date-tiation

Jamie. says:
eh? date-tiation?

Mahadi November Rain says:
my own word... date + initiation = date-tiation

Jamie. says:
okay i say daterized

Jamie. says:
you've been daterized! (:

Mahadi November Rain says:
ok

Mahadi November Rain says:
1 hour only

Mahadi November Rain says:
haha

Jamie. says:
WHUTTT don't burst my bubble! a date is a date! haha.

Jamie. says:
ewness. i'm watching middle aged women gyrate on teevee... DAMN GROSS!

Mahadi November Rain says:
YOU HORNY WEI!!!

Jamie. says:
woi not my fault! but the teacher has a hot bod!

Mahadi November Rain says:
dont want to date you anymore

Jamie. says:
):

yeah so thats what might have been...

well today is valentines day after all... proof that video games do not comprehend...

now thats what you call a Football Manager blood bath

anyways... i'm off to do add maths... adios

Down The Hall

2007-02-11T23:23:00.000+08:00

arsenal game in 40 minutes and this is how i kill time...

normally i wouldn't blog twice a day... but yeah... i had a great time at RSC today... i kinda expected tired legs today because of yesterday's jogathon... but fooh... my energy levels were off the scales... i didn't feel tired at all today... i could have gone on for a few more hours... but of course everything comes to and end...

i filled in the right full-back position... thats where coach says i play best at... and i contributed with an assist and a goal... lovely...

the assist was pretty decent... i played a long ball forward which brian tan won from the aerial challenge with the defender and rifled home... quite a lovely goal... for once someone doesn't miss from my deliveries...

my goal was a beauty... yeah... no denying it... only a bit of controversy to whether it's mine or brian's... ball rolls out 20-25 yards out... and i chipped it all the way to the far post... definetly on target... i had my hands in the air even before it went in... but then brian had to cheekily come in and flying kick it in... as if it wasn't on target already... but it looked like it was in already... even he said so... so yeah... i say... MY GOAL!!!

yeah... theres some other stuff to blog about but it's kinda emo la... so it isn't appropriate...

adios

Stranded

2007-02-11T14:56:00.000+08:00

so yesterday was that "Interact Club + Prefects = Jogathon + Treasure Hunt" event that almost everyone has been waiting for...

so i did what everyone in a jogathon would do... which is jog... now isn't that a surprise...

i started pretty well... was somewhere in the top fifteen... then my bladder kicked in... i jogged by Sundeep and he said he needed to drink... and Vin Shern caught up and he said he needed to pee... so on the second round we borrowed coins from the PBSM people and ran to the toilets... and that killed our race... seriously... in the end i think i finished in the late 20s...

oh well... treasure hunt was seriously gay... my group spent 40 mins looking for the oasis garden... which we didn't take the clue literally and thought it was that garden in the middle of the lake... in the end we found out that Oasis Garden is actually a place... then we had to look for something to do with ikan billis... and we got screwed...

thats it for the jogathon and treasure hunt... seriously... better things were to come...

i finally got my own guitar...

it's a Strat... it's super light and slim... so much more different from the Les Paul i was borrowing... it plays damn well too... it reminds me of and iPod Nano...

seriously... i will touch the sky with my first guitar...

adios

Galvanize

2007-02-02T21:48:00.000+08:00

yup we've now entered the month of February... January was good... we shall all miss January...

so today as usual we malay guys have to go to that rundown mosque in Sentul to pray... like we always do... last week i overheard Azmir talking about Shahiran, who happens to be Nik Aiman's brother... with Shahiran praying next to you... you can't pray...

so today he ended up beside me... and... yeah... it wasn't a joyride... while praying he starts leaning on my shoulder... suddenly he starts stroking my arms... followed by "amin amin Encik Alamin..." ok i started laughing quietly... so did Azmir... and Shameer started laughing... then during the sujud... which is that kneeling thing... he spreads his arms so i got no place for my head...

yeah that wasnt the worst... at one point... he was stroking my toes with his own... and i return the favour to maybe get him to stop... that wasn't a good idea... suddenly... BOOM... he stamps on my foot... i had to resist the urge to yell in pain...

yup that was an experience alright... i couldn't stop laughing... next week... i get revenge...

FM 2007 rocks

so does guitar pro 5

adios

Suicide Solution

2007-01-31T21:27:00.000+08:00

today was very eventful... there was a man on the MBS roof attempting what we believe is suicide... i realized when i was on my way to the toilet and i saw a bunch of 5M girls and Jun Ian looking at the MBS roof... yeah... it's not like you see this everyday...

i have a feeling that man was drunk and was on something like those "oh shit what the hell happened last night and why am i on a bed between two naked women" phases... only this time it was more of a "oh shit what the hell happened last night and why am i on a school roof with a policemen in front of me"... yeah it's just one of those days ain't it???

so the police tried offering him a cigarette... but it didn't work... the they resulted to what i wouldn't consider 'drastic' measures... the bomba came and started spraying with very strong currents of water... this isn't a really bright idea... he nearly slipped off the roof about twice and yeah... you're wasting precious water... the most sensible reason for this is probably to wake him up from his drunk state... maybe... i dont know... ask them...

well in the end they managed to tie a rope around him and arrest him... THE END

speaking of suicide... i read on some page that Ozzy Osbourne got sued because of teenagers committing suicide after listening to "Suicide Solution"... the song has the meaning of resort to suicide if your life is screwed up...

anyway... i'm gonna mess around with guitar pro 5

adios

When The King Swings His Head. YOU BOW!!!

2007-01-22T22:11:00.000+08:00

You come to the Emirates. You get shot down.

Now thats the right kind of vibes you send to the rest of the league.

Another victory to add to the rising number of fantastic Arsenal performances... the victim... Manchester United... or as boss says... Manure

Coming from a goal down... courtesy of a lucky Wayne Rooney effort... to hit two goals in the dying minutes... thats just shows good character...

all that match hype... OH CRISTIANO RONALDO WILL TEAR YOU APART!!! PAUL SCHOLES WILL DRILL THROUGH YOU!!! NOTHING GETS PAST VIDIC!!!

come on... tell me... is there any proof of what you said is true after yesterdays events???

Van Persie coming on as a substitute... swung that wonder left foot of his... and launched a shot that would've easily taken Van Der Sar's head off into the back of the net from a tight angle...

and just when the game looked like it was going to end up 1-1... the Talisman of Arsenal... Thierry Henry pops up with a winner deep into injury time...

school today??? the bio experiment with pricking fingers??? WHO CARES!!!

Arsenal fans who don't know how to celebrate a victory against a rival by teasing rival fans the whole day are super sohai... but of course we can always blog about what we think... why? because i say so...
and to the rest of you football fans... the best of Arsenal has yet to come...

Touch & Go

2007-01-20T22:46:00.000+08:00

haven't blogged for a long time... oh well... here's a post just to keep this site alive...

wokay... so we had a mini c.t.s.s outing today... since JK was here... we took him out... yeah and while walking around... i managed to run into Victoria Music Center and get Ozzy Osbourne's album "Tribute"... i friggin love this album... it's almost like a live concert for blind men since every song is chained to the other... except for the song Dee... 13 tracks non-stop that pump adrenaline through your blood... don't be surprised if you hear me singing bits and pieces of them Ozzy songs... heck... it's the only music i listen to that my mom says is catchy...

yeah back to JK's outing... it was seriously fun... was great listening to him bitch about the FFK-ers... and Andrew...

i heard from them 5M people that Jeya Gobi was talking about siffilist being a sexually transmitted disease and Andrew said "isn't that an ice-cream???"...

JK and I both came up with brilliant other suggestions for Andrew to request for the next time he gets hungry or thirsty : 69 cocktail, Hernia Heinneken, Parkinsons Shake, Craps, well there was more but i forgot... oh and he started talking about Touch & Go cards and how horny they are...

well after the outing i got home... and there was a friggin huge thunderstorm... thunderstorm = power getting cut off... and just when i was in the homework mood... sohai thuderstorm... nature i defy you... it lasted for an hour then i started to get cracking on those overloaded assignments i get from teachers... and i'm almost done... just a few bits and pieces of unfinished homework...

there are some people in this world... no... i'll narrow it down... in my school who are friggin asswipes... i'm not gonna mention names though... maybe one... i don't remember what her name is but it's that new fatass agama teacher... she screams for no apparent reason and well... her character is so cibai retarded... since the first day i've wanted to swing a kick up her ass...

oh i saw a video my regular gay sessions with the c.t.s.s. people... this one was me Tze Chiang and Duar in my room... you can hear Duar moaning like a drunk, Tze Chiang cursing and i fell in between two beds... i see lots of people in the background... honestly i don't recall this humping session... but i remember the 4 man body pile and the one with Tze Chiang whacking my ass with a balloon...

anyways... i need a power shower... shit that was gay

adios

Flying High Again

2007-01-07T11:59:00.000+08:00

well last night... or should i say this morning... i stayed up to watch the FA Cup clash between Liverpool and Arsenal at Anfield... the game was at 1 a.m and i had to make do with the other FA Cup games... luckily there was a C.T.S.S chatroom or i would've died of boredom...

everyone was going on and on about Liverpool's home record and they haven't lost a game there since March 2006... which was against Benfica... to be honest i was hoping Arsenal could scrape a draw and force a replay at The Emirates... after all The Emirates is where we schooled Liverpool in the league...

Arsenal didn't start too brightly... they were playing scrappy passes and Liverpool kept going forward... well they didn't do too much attacking wise apart from that Xabi Alonso volley which i thought was going in...

being on the backfoot for most of the game... Arsenal managed to get forward... and Hleb exchanging a couple of passes with Rosicky... Hleb centers it for Rosicky outside the box and POP!!! 1-0 to Arsenal...

from then on i was hoping Arsenal could get to half-time in the lead... but Rosicky had other ideas... he drifted through a couple of red shirts and POP!!! 2-0 now...

yup i was ecstatic... and we got through the first half with a 2 goal lead... the second half was painful for me... Liverpool putting pressure on Toure and co. and finally got through with a Dirk Kuyt header... i thought Arsenal were screwed because Liverpool were gaining in confidence and Aurelio dragged a low volley just wide...

it was painful alright... my eyes were more focused on the clock than the game... all of a sudden... Henry gives Carragher a pace challenge which Carragher fails... and Henry drifts from the left and wraps the game up for Arsenal... 3-1

sweet... Arsenal knocked the champions out... i would definetly put some pictures of that match up but the internet is too slow...

now i want the Randy Rhoads tribute album... it's by Ozzy Osbourne if you didn't know... though i've downloaded half of it... i still want it... Live albums are always very kickass...

looking around my room... i see stuff that i really treasure from C.T.S.S... first theres the lanyard tag thing... which brings memories of room Cowan 06 which is also the room where i made my mark on the floor... second theres the testimonial from Cheryl... followed by the Santa Clause head i took home from Trivia Night, yeah i beheaded Santa Clause... next up is the certificate, yeah reminds me of everything... and finally theres the ring from...

you know too much...

yup... stuff i hope don't end up in the bin ever...

anyways... adios